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    Santa Bonus Xmas Dear Patricia comp

    No point writing to Santa this year... You are on the naughty list!

    The good news is, you can write to Patricia instead!

    Make a post here telling Patricia what you'd like for Christmas or what you think another user here would like for Christmas*.

    E.g.

    "Dear Patricia, please may I have 1000 packets of Irish Rover Natural Dog Treats?"

    "Dear Patricia, please can you buy Lee the Linguaphone Learn English Complete Language Course?"

    "Dear Patricia, I want some serious dominatrix gear so I can beat my clients up in 2010!"

    "Dear Patricia, could I have a very realistic love doll or alternatively a japanese sex robot?"

    "Dear Patricia, I think experienced punter would really love a huge of knickers (preferably worn)!"

    Closing date is 12th December 2009. You must add your letter to Patricia to this thread by then.*

    One lucky writer to Patricia will get their Christmas wish answered!

    After 12th December we will be conducting a public poll to chose the winner.


    * Small Print
    - Sorry, for legal reasons, we cannot give you time with an escort as a gift.
    - Max gift value 1000 euro.
    - Multiple entries from the same person are allowed
    - Banned users cannot win this competition


    Long live The Santa,
    Westside.

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    Default Read the small print

    Max gift value on this comp is 1000 shiney ones.

    Horay,
    Westside.

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    Dear Patricia,

    As I am aware that times are hard and I know you are busy bringing joy to so many people out there.
    Could you please bring me a surprise this year.

    Dave.

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    Talking Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    Dear Patricia,

    As I am aware that times are hard and I know you are busy bringing joy to so many people out there.
    Could you please bring me a surprise this year.

    Dave.
    Dear dave thanks for your entry but you didnt win the comp LOL

    Hows that for a surprise?
    Westside.

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    Hmmm I sure Patricia has a good imagination..

    Feck it anyway I'll have to think of something better

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    hhmmm

    my wish for christmas is to have Patricia dressed in christmassy underwear opening all my pressies for me

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    [B]Dear Patricia,

    I would ask you to buy Qph a new badge for Christmas, because the one he's sporting seems very shabby and worn out. I know he wouldn't dream of buying one himself, because (fair play to him) he's sticking every cent he has into his pension fund. I feel he won't be able to shoot straight with the one he has and I don't want him hitting me by mistake, when he's aiming at a baddie.You can't send a sheriff with a grubby badge to the Gunfight at the E-I Corral. Qph is smarter than Wyatt Earp (who is a US Marshal) except for his grubby badge. So will you please buy him one. Thank you.

    I thought you said hang him, not ban him!
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Santa

    Dear , Patricia,

    I've been a very good little pirate all year. I have kept out of trouble and just sailed my ship straight through the recent troubled E-I waters... all the while keeping a weathered eye out for my crew members and keeping them safe from sharks and trolls... the whole crew has worked hard and kept everything in ship shape all year.. so i would like to ask for some new sails white or black , an anchor and a E-I flag for the ship... and if its not to much to ask some nice christmas suprises for all of the sexy saucy wenches of the crew....

    Captain J...
    "Courtesy costs nothing, yet buys things that are priceless." - Respect for all Escorts at all times!...

    Captain Jack Sparrow - I make water wet

    Thank you Ladies for the good times x..

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    Dear Patricia,

    Can I have another inch where it counts

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