No point writing to Santa this year... You are on the naughty list!
The good news is, you can write to Patricia instead!
Make a post here telling Patricia what you'd like for Christmas or what you think another user here would like for Christmas*.
"Dear Patricia, please may I have 1000 packets of Irish Rover Natural Dog Treats?"
"Dear Patricia, please can you buy Lee the Linguaphone Learn English Complete Language Course?"
"Dear Patricia, I want some serious dominatrix gear so I can beat my clients up in 2010!"
"Dear Patricia, could I have a very realistic love doll or alternatively a japanese sex robot?"
"Dear Patricia, I think experienced punter would really love a huge of knickers (preferably worn)!"
Closing date is 12th December 2009. You must add your letter to Patricia to this thread by then.*
One lucky writer to Patricia will get their Christmas wish answered!
After 12th December we will be conducting a public poll to chose the winner.
* Small Print
- Sorry, for legal reasons, we cannot give you time with an escort as a gift.
- Max gift value 1000 euro.
- Multiple entries from the same person are allowed
- Banned users cannot win this competition
Long live The Santa,