Bonus Xmas Dear Patricia comp

[Westsidex]

No point writing to Santa this year... You are on the naughty list!

The good news is, you can write to Patricia instead!

Make a post here telling Patricia what you'd like for Christmas or what you think another user here would like for Christmas*.

E.g.

"Dear Patricia, please may I have 1000 packets of Irish Rover Natural Dog Treats?"

"Dear Patricia, please can you buy Lee the Linguaphone Learn English Complete Language Course?"

"Dear Patricia, I want some serious dominatrix gear so I can beat my clients up in 2010!"

"Dear Patricia, could I have a very realistic love doll or alternatively a japanese sex robot?"

"Dear Patricia, I think experienced punter would really love a huge of knickers (preferably worn)!"

Closing date is 12th December 2009. You must add your letter to Patricia to this thread by then.*

One lucky writer to Patricia will get their Christmas wish answered!

After 12th December we will be conducting a public poll to chose the winner.


* Small Print
- Sorry, for legal reasons, we cannot give you time with an escort as a gift.
- Max gift value 1000 euro.
- Multiple entries from the same person are allowed
- Banned users cannot win this competition


Long live The Santa,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

Max gift value on this comp is 1000 shiney ones.

Horay,
Westside.

[dave1dave]

Dear Patricia,

As I am aware that times are hard and I know you are busy bringing joy to so many people out there.
Could you please bring me a surprise this year.

Dave.

[Westsidex]

Dear Patricia,

As I am aware that times are hard and I know you are busy bringing joy to so many people out there.
Could you please bring me a surprise this year.

Dave.

Dear dave thanks for your entry but you didnt win the comp LOL

Hows that for a surprise?
Westside.

[dave1dave]

Hmmm I sure Patricia has a good imagination..

Feck it anyway I'll have to think of something better

[kazgar]

hhmmm

my wish for christmas is to have Patricia dressed in christmassy underwear opening all my pressies for me

[rover]

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[rover]

[B]Dear Patricia,

I would ask you to buy Qph a new badge for Christmas, because the one he's sporting seems very shabby and worn out. I know he wouldn't dream of buying one himself, because (fair play to him) he's sticking every cent he has into his pension fund. I feel he won't be able to shoot straight with the one he has and I don't want him hitting me by mistake, when he's aiming at a baddie.You can't send a sheriff with a grubby badge to the Gunfight at the E-I Corral. Qph is smarter than Wyatt Earp (who is a US Marshal) except for his grubby badge. So will you please buy him one. Thank you.
I thought you said hang him, not ban him!

[jacksparrow2010]

Dear , Patricia,

I've been a very good little pirate all year. I have kept out of trouble and just sailed my ship straight through the recent troubled E-I waters... all the while keeping a weathered eye out for my crew members and keeping them safe from sharks and trolls... the whole crew has worked hard and kept everything in ship shape all year.. so i would like to ask for some new sails white or black , an anchor and a E-I flag for the ship... and if its not to much to ask some nice christmas suprises for all of the sexy saucy wenches of the crew....

Captain J...

[thickcock]

Dear Patricia,

Can I have another inch where it counts