The crisis hits escorts!!!
My fellow punters, what the fuck is happening?
We have floods of bibical proportions, public service strikes, cutbacks job losses- its as if we have been cursed!
Anyhow- back to the floods- yesterday i seen the flood effects on a escort, yes I was traveling through Sandymount when I seen a sight that shocked me- It was Blowjob Belinda, the well known French escort, and she was naked (!) standing in the floods (see pic below).
She seen me and called me over - "Deek, Deek, help me! I am ruined- ruined!"
Whats up I asked, as I admired her nimble little tits.
"My apartment is flooded- destroyed! I am ruined- ruined!
Everything in my apartment is gone- destroyed! My schoolgirl uniforms, my leather mini skirt, my condoms, my whips- everything! Even my knickers and bra- gone!!!!"
I looked at her- Hmmmm- not even a bra left??? And not even a single pair of knickers . . . ?
"Help me Deek- I have nowhere to go, can I go home with you . . ? We can go to bed . . we can fuck and fuck and fuck all day long" she tells me- absolutely seriously.
"Sorry Belinda, not a hope- tonight is sex night with the wife, maybe some other time" I tell her.
" You bastard Deek!" she replys.
Anyhow fuck her- cheating French bastards
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .