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    Default The crisis hits escorts!!!

    My fellow punters, what the fuck is happening?
    We have floods of bibical proportions, public service strikes, cutbacks job losses- its as if we have been cursed!
    Anyhow- back to the floods- yesterday i seen the flood effects on a escort, yes I was traveling through Sandymount when I seen a sight that shocked me- It was Blowjob Belinda, the well known French escort, and she was naked (!) standing in the floods (see pic below).
    She seen me and called me over - "Deek, Deek, help me! I am ruined- ruined!"
    Whats up I asked, as I admired her nimble little tits.
    "My apartment is flooded- destroyed! I am ruined- ruined!
    Everything in my apartment is gone- destroyed! My schoolgirl uniforms, my leather mini skirt, my condoms, my whips- everything! Even my knickers and bra- gone!!!!"

    I looked at her- Hmmmm- not even a bra left??? And not even a single pair of knickers . . . ?
    "Help me Deek- I have nowhere to go, can I go home with you . . ? We can go to bed . . we can fuck and fuck and fuck all day long" she tells me- absolutely seriously.
    "Sorry Belinda, not a hope- tonight is sex night with the wife, maybe some other time" I tell her.
    " You bastard Deek!" she replys.
    Anyhow fuck her- cheating French bastards
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    Haha. You were so mean now Dick
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    Default Ah Dick

    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    My fellow punters, what the fuck is happening?
    We have floods of bibical proportions, public service strikes, cutbacks job losses- its as if we have been cursed!
    Anyhow- back to the floods- yesterday i seen the flood effects on a escort, yes I was traveling through Sandymount when I seen a sight that shocked me- It was Blowjob Belinda, the well known French escort, and she was naked (!) standing in the floods (see pic below).
    She seen me and called me over - "Deek, Deek, help me! I am ruined- ruined!"
    Whats up I asked, as I admired her nimble little tits.
    "My apartment is flooded- destroyed! I am ruined- ruined!
    Everything in my apartment is gone- destroyed! My schoolgirl uniforms, my leather mini skirt, my condoms, my whips- everything! Even my knickers and bra- gone!!!!"

    I looked at her- Hmmmm- not even a bra left??? And not even a single pair of knickers . . . ?
    "Help me Deek- I have nowhere to go, can I go home with you . . ? We can go to bed . . we can fuck and fuck and fuck all day long" she tells me- absolutely seriously.
    "Sorry Belinda, not a hope- tonight is sex night with the wife, maybe some other time" I tell her.
    " You bastard Deek!" she replys.
    Anyhow fuck her- cheating French bastards
    hello Dick,
    Westside.

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    Ahh Dick Spunk.... a bright light in a weary world, god bless ya.
    over & out

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    great story keep them coming dick

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