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    Talking Chat up Lorna

    Need I say more? Lol. Go on guys and girls, give it a lash!!!!

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    Any room in your belly for a lodger luv ?

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    There's always the direct approach: "Maybe we fuck?"

    I don't really expect it to work, at least it didn't when someone tried it on me a few weeks ago, but you never know.

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Question arse

    do you take it up the arse on the 1st night?

    if not i meet you tomorrow night then

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    1. when can we play in your rose garden
    for your the one in my eyes.

    2. if i give u my tool tonight will u use it tonight

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    I forgot to ask: Is there a prize for the winner?

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    1. I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?

    2. Your body reminds me of satin sheets: smooth, sensuous and soft to lie on in bed.

    3. They say you are what you eat. Just think...I could be you by morning.


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    "Courtesy costs nothing, yet buys things that are priceless." - Respect for all Escorts at all times!...

    Captain Jack Sparrow - I make water wet

    Thank you Ladies for the good times x..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksparrow2009 View Post
    1. I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?

    2. Your body reminds me of satin sheets: smooth, sensuous and soft to lie on in bed.

    3. They say you are what you eat. Just think...I could be you by morning.


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    Very good Jack, you silver tongued rascal you.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Very good Jack, you silver tongued rascal you.

    Why Thank you Rover...ya scurvy dog... like the new avater pic
    "Courtesy costs nothing, yet buys things that are priceless." - Respect for all Escorts at all times!...

    Captain Jack Sparrow - I make water wet

    Thank you Ladies for the good times x..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksparrow2009 View Post
    1. I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?

    2. Your body reminds me of satin sheets: smooth, sensuous and soft to lie on in bed.

    3. They say you are what you eat. Just think...I could be you by morning.


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    I liked the n. 1 Captain.
    I know you have made a lot of girls smille for you
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