The rules of punting

[pigsmickey]

Seeing as its so quiet in here at the mo, lets write down the rules of punting, from a punters point ov view. I know there are many so here goes.
1. Always use a seperate fone for calling escorts
2. Have a backup plan in case she dosnt answer fone when you arrive outside apt/hotel.
3. Only bring the amount of cash u intend to spend
4 Never book an escort with unverefied pics and who dosent allow reviews.
5 If its not the girl in the pics, walk away.
6 Always wash your hole before arriving, (shower might not be available)
well lads its over to you,

[carlos marvado]

Sounds good Brother Pigsmickey.......could'nt have put it better myself.

Final point......submit a review!

[Alec Horan]

Seeing as its so quiet in here at the mo, lets write down the rules of punting, from a punters point ov view. I know there are many so here goes.
1. Always use a seperate fone for calling escorts
2. Have a backup plan in case she dosnt answer fone when you arrive outside apt/hotel.
3. Only bring the amount of cash u intend to spend
4 Never book an escort with unverefied pics and who dosent allow reviews.
5 If its not the girl in the pics, walk away.
6 Always wash your hole before arriving, (shower might not be available)
well lads its over to you,

My Rules

- use a friends phone (someday he WILL see the funny side)
- stride into the hotel brazen like with your fly undone
- used forged notes only
-book unverified girls for a blast - you may get to tell your grandchildren that you were once beaten up and mugged by the triads/mafia/ira/inla/young fianna fail
-if its not the girl in the pics turn her over and fuck her up the ass
-if the police raid the place just start talking to them about GAA related issues and the ignorant cunts will let you go peacefully

[carlos marvado]

My Rules

- use a friends phone (someday he WILL see the funny side)
- stride into the hotel brazen like with your fly undone
- used forged notes only
-book unverified girls for a blast - you may get to tell your grandchildren that you were once beaten up and mugged by the triads/mafia/ira/inla/young fianna fail
-if its not the girl in the pics turn her over and fuck her up the ass
-if the police raid the place just start talking to them about GAA related issues and the ignorant cunts will let you go peacefully

This should be made into a stickey or pm'ed to every new member after they register.

[experienced punter]

don't forget to check for excess cheese around your knob.....

[oneeyedreilly]

Post a review to save some other poor bastard the trouble ( if she's crap).

[anon361]

Google the number to see how many other ladies if any are linked to it, sure sign of an agency.

[hornynaomi]

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6 Always wash your hole before arriving, (shower might not be available)

really? no shower available? i tought we r living in the 21th century.....

[anon361]

really? no shower available? i tought we r living in the 21th century.....

Unfortunately I have been told the shower is broke on a visit in the past but that's really code for there is another client in there and you can't use it, I just left encase it was the last guy she was with

[carlos marvado]

really? no shower available? i tought we r living in the 21th century.....

Parts of Cork are without running water.....so you may have to advise the clients to bring a bucket of water with them to wash themselves. Plus if the electricity has been turned off, you won't be able to heat the water up and you'll have to do the business by candlelight. If that all sounds like too much trouble just go for a swim......I hear the Western Road is Ireland's only 100 meter swimming pool.