The rules of punting

[Quarterpoundher]

haha thats why i mentioned.....
btw once i got money similar than that jar.....i was like gosh thats funny...and accepted same money and i use public transport every day so useful

That's whats in the blue box on top of the donkey. You'll be set for the bus for the next 20 years

[Captain Kirk]

Well said !!!!!!

In the last week I have broken the rules 3 times. On a bit of bender at the moment and yes I should have followed the rules.

[pigsmickey]

7. Dont flash your cash
8. Dont tell her your real name
9. Hang up your own pants.
10. If they sound like a total bitch on the forum, they probably are during a booking
11. Always check beforehand that the escort will not take calls during the booking.
12. Silence your own fone at the start of session
13. delete her number from the fone memory afterwards.
14. brush off any stray escort hair (head) from ur jacket, if necessary.
15. If you or wife/GF dont smoke, dont book an escort who does.
16. If booking is in hotel, have a readymade plausable explaination why your there, in case u meet someone from work etc.
17. stay cool, there probably there for the same reason you are.
18. Deny everything, gives you time to think of excuses.
19. Buy a movie ticket on way to booking, it might make a useful alibi.
20. Never answer personal questions posed by escort

[MILF Hunter]

7. Dont flash your cash
8. Dont tell her your real name
9. Hang up your own pants.
10. If they sound like a total bitch on the forum, they probably are during a booking
11. Always check beforehand that the escort will not take calls during the booking.
12. Silence your own fone at the start of session
13. delete her number from the fone memory afterwards.
14. brush off any stray escort hair (head) from ur jacket, if necessary.
15. If you or wife/GF dont smoke, dont book an escort who does.
16. If booking is in hotel, have a readymade plausable explaination why your there, in case u meet someone from work etc.
17. stay cool, there probably there for the same reason you are.
18. Deny everything, gives you time to think of excuses.
19. Buy a movie ticket on way to booking, it might make a useful alibi.
20. Never answer personal questions posed by escort

21. Stick to your 'regulars'....so many bad reviews on this site recently.

22. Bring a mouthwash of your own (after the 'session', I usally like to go for food / tea etc.)

23. Treat escorts with respect

[MILF Hunter]

10. If they sound like a total bitch on the forum, they probably are during a booking
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16. If booking is in hotel, have a readymade plausable explaination why your there, in case u meet someone from work etc.

totally agree with you on the above mate