~*~*O', You Sexy Thang!*~*~

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alrighty, boyz & girlz - load it up in here - anything 'sweet'n'sexy' that Quarterpoundher and the board allows. i am hoping he posts what is and what is not allowed. and, remember - NO CHILD PORN - or we'll kick your ass from here to TEXAS!

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Things He’s Thinking When You’re Naked
by Kimberly Bonnell and Pamela Redmond Satran

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That webcam didn’t begin to do her justice.

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Only one beer? Check. Ate the Altoids? Check. Pre-date safety orgasm? Check.

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Please don’t put on the baggy T-shirt!

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Duuuuuude!

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Interesting. Another nipple shape for my mental collection.
Photo: Jupiter Images
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Who is Mike? And what is his name doing there?

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Hmm…have I ever washed these sheets?

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I kinda don’t care if they’re fake.

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Focus on her eyes, focus on her eyes, focus on her…oh, forget it.

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Suck in my gut, suck in my gut, suck in my…oh, forget it.


http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/200...table=true

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9 Things to Know About His Man Parts
by Bart Blasengame

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Don’t call it a penis
—you’re a temptress, not a textbook. Think majestic. Think powerful. And maybe think lewd.

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Eeeeeasy! It’s not a pommel horse.
Three percent of American men suffer from Peyronie’s disease, a bent and scarred penis.

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Women like compliments about their hair;
we like them about our tackle.

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Don’t tell us about your well-endowed ex.
But if he was hung like a Christmas tree light, carry on.

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The penis is not an only child.
Please do not neglect his twin brothers.

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Yes, those of us without a foreskin
do wonder what we’re missing out on.

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You like a manicured lawn?
No problem—but you may find stray hairs in your Bic.

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It’s not that we want to constantly scratch,
but sometimes our balls stick to our thighs. Yes…it’s gross.

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We’d never expect you to clean us up
with a damp towel after sex, but if you did, we’d promptly propose.


http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/200...table=true