funny thing happened to me yesterday, was up in dublin and went to see an escort, as i got to the apartment block there was a guy on the phone at the door waiting to be buzzed in, as he was buzzed in i walked in with him, and he was on the phone talking to the escort asking what floor she was on and what was the apartment number.

so being a gentleman i held the lift for him untill he was ready to get in, so he got in and he started talking to me about the football, i said yea it was hard luck and ireland didnt deserve it, he was so nervous i thought he was going to faint ha! anyway the lift stopped on the floor he wanted to get off, as the lift opened the door oppisite the lift opened, there stood an escort in red underwear and black stockings, not even discreet she had the door opened full, and she had the door opened before the client even knocked on, the lift door was still open and she looked straight at me, and i looked at her she was good looking aswell, i think the guy who was going to see her must have wanted the ground to open up and swallow him as he walked from the lift to the apartment door!

lady's if you read this ffs be discreet, and the guy if you read this then hello, i hope you enjoyed yourself