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    Unhappy life is shit

    no World Cup for us
    banks screwed us all
    Government squeezing more money out of us
    mortgages going up
    everyplace is flooded
    more floods tomorrow
    freezing outside
    a swine flu epidemic
    EI is too quiet
    Christmas is coming
    putting on a gut
    no more jellytots
    Jedward will win X Factor
    I'm getting older
    my mickey is sore from pulling it
    had no shit for 2 days
    noone loves me

    Last edited by Floki; 11-05-20 at 10:14.

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    Default But it could be worse......

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    noone loves me

    I love ya...........

    Maybe that is worse...........

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    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    All access roads to the Clarion are blocked by floods

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    no World Cup for us
    banks screwed us all
    Government squeezing more money out of us
    mortgages going up
    everyplace is flooded
    more floods tomorrow
    freezing outside
    a swine flu epidemic
    EI is too quiet
    Christmas is coming
    putting on a gut
    no more jellytots
    Jedward will win X Factor
    I'm getting older
    my mickey is sore from pulling it
    had no shit for 2 days
    noone loves me

    and I just ran out of wine....

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    Thumbs up

    i don't give a fuck i am just in the middle of polishing of a case of heineken have a good nite everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    and I just ran out of wine....
    get more wine amigo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    i don't give a fuck i am just in the middle of polishing of a case of heineken have a good nite everyone
    crianza is flowing freely in Blankmannnland now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    get more wine amigo
    Vodka is good too and my personal preference...
    Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    crianza is flowing freely in Blankmannnland now
    spanish wine i have never tasted that one amigo enjoy i will stick with the heineken tonight had a tough day and wine would kill old harry in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceAlmighty View Post
    Vodka is good too and my personal preference...
    yeah, but a little hard? no?

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