Ok, they wanna cheat, so --- my feel good revenge tactics are ------

1. I have personally broken off all "Diplomatic Relations" with a Froggy Guy I occasionaly drink with.
2. I`me gonna "Screwdriver" my Girlfriends Renault Clio at the first opportunity.
3. That French Cuisine shite is comming off my menu.
4. Heiniken Cup away games are now off-limit.
5. Gonna boycott Avant Garde crap .
6. Gonna cover my local pub dartboard with a mug-shot of Tierry Henri.
7. The next Escort I screw will be French , and her bed will be put to the test.

--- Any more suggestions ?