Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
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"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose
their worth." - Chuck Norris
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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