noisy sex!

[experienced punter]

A 48 year old Woman who claimed a sex antisocial behaviour order(ASBO) for noisy lovemaking breached her human rights lost an appeal against the order yesterday. She claims she is unable to stop the loud shouting & screaming she makes during lovemaking with her husband. After neighbours, a postman & a woman taking her child to school complained the couple were hit with a noise abatement notice
The court heard that the couples nightly sex was making their neighbours lives hell, neighbours said their noises were 'unnatural' & drowned out the sound on their televisions, their lovemaking sessions would usually start at midnight & last for 2 to 3hrs every night of the week The woman said in court
''I am sympathetic to the neighbours but it is not something I am doing on purpose''
Irish Times newspaper today

[Mousey]

Worst thread ever

[westcorklad]

A 48 year old Woman who claimed a sex antisocial behaviour order(ASBO) for noisy lovemaking breached her human rights lost an appeal against the order yesterday. She claims she is unable to stop the loud shouting & screaming she makes during lovemaking with her husband. After neighbours, a postman & a woman taking her child to school complained the couple were hit with a noise abatement notice
The court heard that the couples nightly sex was making their neighbours lives hell, neighbours said their noises were 'unnatural' & drowned out the sound on their televisions, their lovemaking sessions would usually start at midnight & last for 2 to 3hrs every night of the week The woman said in court
''I am sympathetic to the neighbours but it is not something I am doing on purpose''
Irish Times newspaper today

Has an ASBO ever been issued against someone for pulling their mickey I wonder?

[he who dares wins]

Has an ASBO ever been issued against someone for pulling their mickey I wonder?

wcl, i dont think there is an ASBO for pulling your mickey

but i do know these ladies, are going around to ep's, this week to clean out his used knicker collection, as the neighbours say theres a strange smell coming from his house!

[experienced punter]

wcl, i dont think there is an ASBO for pulling your mickey

but i do know these ladies, are going around to ep's, this week to clean out his used knicker collection, as the neighbours say theres a strange smell coming from his house!

I pull my mickey behind the curtains watching babes passing by no harm in that now is there?..

[he who dares wins]

I pull my mickey behind the curtains watching babes passing by no harm in that now is there?..

no harm in that mate

just make sure you get them curtains dry cleaned, or they be all hard