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    MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE,
    YOUR LAST NAME STAYS PUT.
    THE GARAGE IS ALL YOURS.
    WEDDING PLANS TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.
    CHOCOLATE IS JUST ANOTHER SNACK.
    YOU CAN NEVER BE PREGNANT.
    CAR MECHANICS TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
    THE WORLD IS YOUR URINAL.
    YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOP AND THINK OF WHICH WAY TO TURN A NUT ON And BOLT.
    SAME WORK, MORE PAY.
    WRINKLES ADD CHARACTER...
    PEOPLE NEVER STARE AT YOUR CHEST WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO THEM.
    NEW SHOES DON'T CUT, BLISTER, OR MANGLE YOUR FEET.
    ONE MOOD ALL THE TIME.
    PHONE CONVERSATIONS ARE OVER IN 30 SECONDS FLAT.
    YOU KNOW STUFF ABOUT TANKS AND ENGINES.
    A FIVE-DAY HOLIDAY REQUIRES
    ONLY ONE SUITCASE.
    YOU CAN OPEN ALL YOUR OWN JARS.
    YOU GET EXTRA CREDIT FOR THE SLIGHTEST ACT OF THOUGHTFULNESS.
    YOUR UNDERWEAR IS £9.50 FOR A THREE-PACK.
    THREE PAIRS OF SHOES ARE
    MORE THAN ENOUGH.
    YOU NEVER HAVE STRAP PROBLEMS IN PUBLIC.
    YOU ARE UNABLE TO SEE WRINKLES IN YOUR CLOTHES.
    EVERYTHING ON YOUR FACE STAYS ITS ORIGINAL COLOUR.
    THE SAME HAIRSTYLE LASTS FOR YEARS, MAYBE DECADES.
    YOU ONLY HAVE TO SHAVE YOUR FACE AND NECK.
    YOU CAN PLAY WITH TOYS ALL YOUR LIFE.
    ONE WALLET AND ONE PAIR OF SHOES
    ONE COLOUR FOR ALL SEASONS.
    YOU CAN WEAR SHORTS NO MATTER HOW YOUR LEGS LOOK.
    YOU CAN 'DO' YOUR NAILS WITH A POCKET KNIFE.
    YOU HAVE FREEDOM OF CHOICE CONCERNING GROWING A MOUSTACHE.
    YOU CAN DO
    CHRISTMAS SHOPPING FOR 24 RELATIVES ON 24TH DECEMBER IN 24 MINUTES.
    NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER
    Never confuse education with intelligence

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    is this right
    Never confuse education with intelligence

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    Wink yep!

    sure is mate!

    you needed to get that of your chest!

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    spot on kerrylad

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    is this right
    kerry lad of course its right 100%

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    that 1/2 the list the wife give me when i said cher up its not that bad i think she should go and see an escort she will feel alot better after it the only troble is i cant tell her i know notting about that carry on now i feel better its off my chest????
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    NEW SHOES DON'T CUT, BLISTER, OR MANGLE YOUR FEET.
    They do that to mine. Maybe I just have deformed feet.

    Otherwise I agree with all of them, and I would add another: We can still be considered attractive even when we go bald.

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Here is another populair email with the same topic (men are happier)

    NICKNAMES

    · If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

    · If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.



    EATING OUT

    · When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

    · When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.



    MONEY

    · A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

    · A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.



    BATHROOMS

    · A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

    · The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


    ARGUMENTS

    · A woman has the last word in any argument.

    · Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



    FUTURE

    · A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    · A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



    SUCCESS

    · A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    · A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



    MARRIAGE

    · A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    · A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.



    DRESSING UP

    · A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bin, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

    · A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



    NATURAL

    · Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

    · Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



    OFFSPRING

    · Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

    · A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.




    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    A married man should forget his mistakes.
    There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

    (Currently posting using ID "Sensual Delights")

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    f--k i say we are happier so??? that make me feel alot better now its all about feeling karin is nt it
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    that make me feel alot better now its all about feeling karin is nt it
    I read that several times and I don't think I understand it
    You're not saying something along the lines that you're feeling better if I'm not happy

    (Currently posting using ID "Sensual Delights")

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