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    Default strange things we say

    I remember when my mother used to punish me I'd be balling crying she'd say
    ''keep it up now & I'll really give u something to cry about''
    -''I'll knock u into next week'' ''u & whos army?''
    -''I don't want to rain on your parade''
    -''its better than a kick up the arse''
    -''its raining cats & dogs''
    -''by the skin of your teeth''

    Any more to cheer me up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I remember when my mother used to punish me I'd be balling crying she'd say
    ''keep it up now & I'll really give u something to cry about''
    -''I'll knock u into next week'' ''u & whos army?''
    -''I don't want to rain on your parade''
    -''its better than a kick up the arse''
    -''its raining cats & dogs''
    -''by the skin of your teeth''

    Any more to cheer me up?
    A bird in the bush is better than one in the hand.
    Go down to the shop and get a message.
    It's better to be above the ground than below it.
    Would you like a hot jar.

    Sorry EP, that's the best I can do.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Default thanks Rover

    ''If u break your leg don't come running to me''
    ''pull the other leg its got bells on''

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    hang on, i will be there now in a minute! ( now thats a good irish saying )
    if i catch you swearing i'll wash your mouth out with soap

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    Close your mouth and eat your dinner

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    ''don't give me any more of your lip or you'll be wearing that smile at the other side of your face''

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    You can have this or you'll have nothing and you'll like it

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    Wink

    when your mum has had enough of you around the house she'd say

    will you go down the yard and feed the chickens,

    i think she meant fuck off out in a nice way

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    ''If u break your leg don't come running to me''
    ''pull the other leg its got bells on''
    What can I say, I lust for some knickers today,
    If I get some, I'll put them over my head,
    it'll make my limp cock as hard as lead.
    Then I'll chew them totally to bits,
    lower my head and suck them tits.
    I'll parcel them up, with all the extras too,
    and I'll post them there knickers directly to you.

    (They're getting worse).
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    ''sound as a pound''
    ''I shit my brains out''

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