I remember when my mother used to punish me I'd be balling crying she'd say
''keep it up now & I'll really give u something to cry about''
-''I'll knock u into next week'' ''u & whos army?''
-''I don't want to rain on your parade''
-''its better than a kick up the arse''
-''its raining cats & dogs''
-''by the skin of your teeth''
Any more to cheer me up?