Punter reviews

[he who dares wins]

The Thai girl he stole them from

thats good stewie, i thought he was wearing his sisters knickers aswell

[Stewie]

thats good stewie, i thought he was wearing his sisters knickers aswell

Ah he is a perv but wearing your sisters knickers that is just sick he wouldn't do that Would you EP ????

[Forrest]

Ah he is a perv but wearing your sisters knickers that is just sick he wouldn't do that Would you EP ????

I know I shouldn't even be thinking this, but what would be even sicker is the thought that he might not be wearing any knickers.

[he who dares wins]

I know I shouldn't even be thinking this, but what would be even sicker is the thought that he might not be wearing any knickers.

if your out and about today forrest, and a guy walks past you, and he has this whistling/howling noise as he walks past you in the wind then its ep, with no knickers on!

[Forrest]

if your out and about today forrest, and a guy walks past you, and he has this whistling/howling noise as he walks past you in the wind then its ep, with no knickers on!

I do remember an occasion when I was walking down the street and there was a cute young lady walking towards me wearing a mini skirt and smiling. Just as she got close to me she turned into a newsagents and the wind caught her skirt and revealed a bare bottom - not even a g-string
The only whistling was from a few builders across the road who had witnessed what I did.

[Fran Tick]

I can just imagine my review

By Miss Fantasia

Fran rang me at 12:00 to book an 1 hour appointment. He has a terrible sense of geography. Despite my directions and telephone manner, I had to text them to him.

Answered the door to this 5ft7 guy not great looking but not bad either whose was wearing jeans, shirt and leather jacket. I was kind of hoping he'd be wearing a suit.

He proceeded to have a shower. Yuck what a sight. Hairy ass and back.

I won't go into blow by blow details but the best part of this appointment was when he got dressed and left. One hour was way too long.

Girls don't take an appointment by Fran, he's also a prolific farter (must be his Guinness and curry diet)

[Dirty Harry]

I can just imagine my review

By Miss Fantasia

Fran rang me at 12:00 to book an 1 hour appointment. He has a terrible sense of geography. Despite my directions and telephone manner, I had to text them to him.

Answered the door to this 5ft7 guy not great looking but not bad either whose was wearing jeans, shirt and leather jacket. I was kind of hoping he'd be wearing a suit.

He proceeded to have a shower. Yuck what a sight. Hairy ass and back.

I won't go into blow by blow details but the best part of this appointment was when he got dressed and left. One hour was way too long.

Girls don't take an appointment by Fran, he's also a prolific farter (must be his Guinness and curry diet)

fucking brilliant