What was your bad sporting moment?

All this football talk lately brought back a bad sporting moment to Uncle West.I was playing a match one time (i couldnt do much with the ball but always caught it because i was wicked fast) and i leaped high and forward for a header.Poetry in motion it was.thing is i didnt know the ball rolled in dogshit.Splash.Was like a smelly red apple after it and you wouldnt mind the bloody thing went wide.

What was your bad sporting moment.

it happened in the first half,
Westside.