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    Talking Another Funny Poem ;)

    Hi Guys its me again with my funny ditties. I said ditties not what ye were thinking, lol. So here another one and ye can finish it off........

    I love girls with brown hair,
    Not on her head but DOWN THERE...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pussandboots View Post
    Hi Guys its me again with my funny ditties. I said ditties not what ye were thinking, lol. So here another one and ye can finish it off........

    I love girls with brown hair,
    Not on her head but DOWN THERE...

    I love girls with brown hair,
    not on her head but DOWN THERE.
    When I went down, I got such a hum,
    was it coming from her pussy,
    or was it coming from her bum.
    Still it didn't deter me from giving a big lick,
    but then I filled that gaping hole,
    with my fucking enormous dick.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    i love girls with brown hair,
    not on her head but down there.
    When i went down, i got such a hum,
    was it coming from her pussy,
    or was it coming from her bum.
    Still it didn't deter me from giving a big lick,
    but then i filled that gaping hole,
    with my fucking enormous dick.
    based on a true story,
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    I love girls with brown hair,
    Not on her head but DOWN THERE
    Not to short nor to long
    If want more twist use a curling tong



    Why I don’t punt…

    I booked a girl who had a snatch
    So hairy twas was quite like a thatch

    So lost was I that in despair
    I lit a match to find her lair

    To close I got with lighted ember
    Up went pubes like bone dry timber

    She shot from bed and in a blur
    Ran to bath with smoking fur

    Last sight of her by me was this
    Her sat in bath and sound of hisssss

    That was bad but here’s the twist
    Dam sprinklers broke and down it pissed

    The scene to greet the fire brigade
    Was me with match and starkers laid

    Upon the bed quite soaked to skin
    With match in hand I was done in

    Now that was quite some time ago
    I’m sure she’s long since let it grow

    Look on the brightside this simple fact
    I saved her fortune, on having waxed

    I ended up in court that year
    God that punt did cost me dear

    No not for punt did I get fingered
    Twas coz of match that I left linger

    Am sending this from prison cell
    Got done for arson and this I tell

    When next you punt, make quite sure

    Have close at hand

    extinguisher


    (hey what better way to hit 2000 posts then with a poem.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by quarterpoundher View Post
    i love girls with brown hair,
    not on her head but down there
    not to short nor to long
    if want more twist use a curling tong



    why i don’t punt…

    i booked a girl who had a snatch
    so hairy twas was quite like a thatch

    so lost was i that in despair
    i lit a match to find her lair

    to close i got with lighted ember
    up went pubes like bone dry timber

    she shot from bed and in a blur
    ran to bath with smoking fur

    last sight of her by me was this
    her sat in bath and sound of hisssss

    that was bad but here’s the twist
    dam sprinklers broke and down it pissed

    the scene to greet the fire brigade
    was me with match and starkers laid

    upon the bed quite soaked to skin
    with match in hand i was done in

    now that was quite some time ago
    i’m sure she’s long since let it grow

    look on the brightside this simple fact
    i saved her fortune, on having waxed

    i ended up in court that year
    god that punt did cost me dear

    no not for punt did i get fingered
    twas coz of match that i left linger

    am sending this from prison cell
    got done for arson and this i tell

    when next you punt, make quite sure

    have close at hand

    extinguisher


    (hey what better way to hit 2000 posts then with a poem.)
    well done mate,on the posts that is the poem was shite:d
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    well done mate,on the posts that is the poem was shite:d
    May the fleas of a thousands Camels infest your jocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by quarterpoundher View Post
    may the fleas of a thousands camels infest your jocks :d
    pmsl, thats better
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I love girls with brown hair,
    not on her head but DOWN THERE.
    When I went down, I got such a hum,
    was it coming from her pussy,
    or was it coming from her bum.
    Still it didn't deter me from giving a big lick,
    but then I filled that gaping hole,
    with my fucking enormous dick.
    Very good Rover. Impressive ;P

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