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    Exclamation I have Escaped!!!!!!!

    My fellow punters, I relize some of you were wondering where I have been last while, and I can tell yous now- I was kidnapped and held prisoner!!!! And forced to have days and days of sex with a 45 year old woman!!!!
    Its a shocking story- so read it here first!
    It all began 10 days ago when I was in Grafton street, and bumped into Sammy, the woman in question, she is the mother of a old girlfriend of mine, I remember her a a sexy bitch all right, anyway she asked me to come back to her house in Tallaght,, to pick up some things I had left there when I last shagged Tracy- her daughter and my one time girlfriend.
    Back at her house I took the items (Porno magazines and bottles of Lube).
    Sammy lived alone in the house these days.
    Sammy told me she used to listen to me shag Tracy, and asked me how big was my Cock- to which I replied as any Gentleman would- "the same size it was when I shagged Tracy"
    Anyway she asked me to take a shower, and when I came of of the shower she slapped a pair of handcuffs on me!!!!!!!
    She had me naked while she wore a short tight skirt- then she dragged me to her bedroom- it was painted completley black! With black rubber sheets on the bed!!
    "Ok Mister Dick Spunk" she said with a wicked smile "Now I am going to show you what REAL sex is like"!
    And my fellow punters- she kept me there- handcuffed- and had with sex with me in every possible condition, for days and days on end, in the bedroom, the bathroom, even on top of the washing machine!!!!
    I ejectulated dozens and dozens ot times over the 10 days!!!!
    You had sex with Tracy - now you have sex with me!!!!!" she said with that wicked smile!!!
    And it was just this morning that I managed to escape! My cock so sore I could hardly walk!!!!
    I am back in civilisation!! the out side world again - (Liverpool lost TWICE this week!!)
    So fellow punters I thank yous for worrying about me! It touches my heart! (just as well its not my cock- very painful)
    Anyway I might go missing again this week- Im heading back over to Sammys place tonight
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    Default Ah thank God.........

    Good to hear you survived this ordeal Dick............

    Enjoy your week.......................
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    well dick spunk that is one very good story indeed i bet you enjoyed every moment of it you didn't really want to escape did you

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    Jaysis!!! Dick, I was so worried about you!!!!

    So, you were abducted while you were hanging around in Grafton Street . . . Damn she was quick

    It it unbelievable how crazy some women can be, I am glad you managed to escape, despite you saying that you are going back tonight
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    dick, good to hear ur safe and sound mate!

    and jasmin ur right, theres some crazy women out there alright

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmin View Post
    Jaysis!!! Dick, I was so worried about you!!!!

    So, you were abducted while you were hanging around in Grafton Street . . . Damn she was quick

    It it unbelievable how crazy some women can be, I am glad you managed to escape, despite you saying that you are going back tonight
    it was you jasmin evil woman it was you i bet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    it was you jasmin evil woman it was you i bet

    It wasn't me I am afraid
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmin View Post
    It wasn't me I am afraid
    you sound guilty jasmin ha ha only joking with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    you sound guilty jasmin ha ha only joking with you
    I wouldn't be guilty, no way!!! would be very proud actually . . . did you see that he is going back tonight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmin View Post
    I wouldn't be guilty, no way!!! would be very proud actually . . . did you see that he is going back tonight?
    yes i saw that alright if it was you i could understand him going back tonite but don't worry he will be back to you again i am sure well i will be back soon anyway

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