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    Question Dick Spunk

    Does anybody know where Dick Spunk is? I have missed his posts
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    He's probably banging some sex kitten right this minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmin View Post
    Does anybody know where Dick Spunk is? I have missed his posts
    i just manufactured and produced some Dick spunk.. and i have to say, tastes lovely..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmin View Post
    Does anybody know where Dick Spunk is? I have missed his posts
    in any event himself and dublad aka dubladoooooo are a gay couple who ihad the privilege to correspond with by pm at times (a nice couple they are).Their relationship has being under strain as of late.

    hope it works out for them,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    in any event himself and dublad aka dubladoooooo are a gay couple who ihad the privilege to correspond with by pm at times (a nice couple they are).Their relationship has being under strain as of late.

    hope it works out for them,
    Westside.
    You can't say that west you will be accused of homophobia even if it is true.

    Lot of that gay coupling about lately..
    Its the Crips and the Bloods all over again

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    i just manufactured and produced some dick spunk.. And i have to say, tastes lovely..

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    poly are YOU tellin us that you have just eaten your own spunk???
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    maye dick and dolly have got married and are living happily ever after!


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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    poly are YOU tellin us that you have just eaten your own spunk???
    He has eaten someone elses he may as well eat his own
    Its the Crips and the Bloods all over again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmin View Post
    Does anybody know where Dick Spunk is? I have missed his posts
    I dont know where Dick is but until he comes back heres a nice story for you.

    I was at a friend’s house with some other folks. We were drinking spirits and got ourselves really drunk. There was this one girl there, she was a friend of a friend and this was my first time meeting her. We all decided to go for a walk with lots of alcohol. We ended up in a park, and while we were there this girl started touching my leg, saying I was gorgeous and she wanted me right there, right then. I was shocked and didn't know what to do. I knew she was drunk so I kept resisting, knowing I’d regret it.

    After a lot more alcohol everyone decided to leave, and I agreed to take her home. We were sitting in a bus station when she started grabbing my cock and kissing me. The alcohol told me, "What the hell?" I went for it, and I started sucking on her big tits. She undid my jeans in the bus station and took me in her mouth, repeatedly tugging my dick. She stopped just as I was about to cum and waited a few minutes for me to calm down and began licking my balls and jerking me off.

    The bus was coming so we stopped and got on, and sat in the back. I was still hard and she was horny as hell, so she started sucking me off in the back of the bus. Around 15 minutes later the bus was nearly home. We got off and she dragged me round the corner, trying to pull down my pants and kiss me. I undid her jeans and put my hand in her panties, rubbing at her clit, she was dripping wet and almost begging me to fuck her. I took off her jeans and she stood there in just a tiny pink thong and a short top.

    She was grunting and moaning as I rubbed her clit through her panties. I pulled the thong down to her ankles and licked her pussy. She almost came in my mouth before shouting, "Fuck me now!!" so I took my rock hard cock and teased her with it before thrusting it inside her. She started biting my neck and pulling me in to get me as deep inside her as possible.

    Two women walked past. I quickly pulled up my pants and she was standing there exposing all, her luscious tits and her perfect shaven pink pussy. They never noticed us. So we continued as they left, I turned her around and stuck my cock in her from behind as I forced her against the wall and pounded her. I could feel her coming all over my cock as it slipped deeper in and out of her.

    She kept asking me to cum in her mouth. I was nearing climax so I pulled out and shoved my manhood down her throat. As she tugged my cock, I came and filled her mouth She swallowed the whole load. She fell onto me and we landed on the grass. She had cum on her lips and I still had some on my cock. I was shocked. My body felt electric. She was so hot, and I’ve had public sex with her again since.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Wink And another one

    While at university we used to go to this pub and do karaoke. It was mainly for the locals and few students went there. The women who frequented the pub were in their 30s and 40s and would attend with their fat, balding husbands. I went up and did a version of Hawkwind’s Silver Machine. This woman who was a good 10 years older than me was in the pub. She was with her girlfriends drinking and dancing the night away. She was so impressed with my rendition of Silver Machine that she spent most of the night buying me drinks and chatting me up. She was slim with pert breasts and curly blond hair and about 33. At the pub closing time she asked if I would walk her home. I did not hesitate.

    We literally got just outside the pub door and we were groping each other and snogging. We had the most amazing chemistry. By the time we got back to her place we were so horny for each other. When I stripped her naked I couldn't believe how fine her body was even though she had had a kid. She had the body of a 20 year old. We spent forever in her living room in front of the fire, fondling and kissing each other and sucking each other. By the time we got into bed the precum was literally dripping off my cock. I slowly moved between her legs, which she started to open, and I slid into her. As my rhythm built up, after around five minutes I took her through the first of eight or so orgasms she had that night. She said that having my dick inside felt like it was going through her body and coming out of her mouth. My dick isn't that big, at around 7 or 8 inches, but I spent the next five or six hours torturing her with it, doing missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and taking her through orgasm after orgasm. I never came all night but remained rigid throughout.

    After about six hours of pure sex and intimacy we were exhausted and slept for two hours until the sun came up. When we awoke we were both sore from so much sex, but we started getting excited and wanted more. It felt like razor blades were at the opening to her vagina, but after a few strokes she was sopping wet again and inviting me to penetrate her more deeply. We had sex another three more times in the morning and she came again twice and I came once. It was the performance of my life. She told me that she had been single for a couple of years before she met me. She told me that she would never be single again. Her body and need for sex had reached boiling point. She told me I was the greatest lover she had ever had. I have slept with many women over the years but this rates as my greatest sexual experience. Strangely enough though all my greatest sexploits have been with older women.
    The Truth is out there.

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