if I had to fight any animal.....

[blankmannn]

I'd choose a donkey, I reckon they'd fight to the end, and I'd make sure my trainer was a badger, a badger is King of the jungle


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[ploy26p]

I'd choose a donkey, I reckon they'd fight to the end, and I'd make sure my trainer was a badger, a badger is King of the jungle


any interest in this thread??

i wouldnt fight just one animal, as it would be unfair to the animal.. so i would fight a variety of them.. one being a rabid dog, like one of them doberman doggy woggys, and at the same time i would also be fighting a Python, Elephant (having just sounded a fog horn in the elephants ear), and possibly a Gorilla.. id do them all, what with my kung fu moves, id fucking obbliterate them

[blankmannn]

i wouldnt fight just one animal, as it would be unfair to the animal.. so i would fight a variety of them.. one being a rabid dog, like one of them doberman doggy woggys, and at the same time i would also be fighting a Python, Elephant (having just sounded a fog horn in the elephants ear), and possibly a Gorilla.. id do them all, what with my kung fu moves, id fucking obbliterate them

jesus. you know I went to the moon last summer......oh wait, did you fly me there?

[ploy26p]

jesus. you know I went to the moon last summer......oh wait, did you fly me there?

no, i just built the motherfucker you flew in.. thats how i roll.. pardon me while i ejaculate in the waste paper bin at my desk

[blankmannn]

no, i just built the motherfucker you flew in.. thats how i roll.. pardon me while i ejaculate in the waste paper bin at my desk

you should smacktalk the bin when you do it.


"take that you dirty slag" etc etc


always makes me feel good when I do it, although I tend to empty my 'sauerkraut' on the carpet or nearby wall

[ploy26p]

you should smacktalk the bin when you do it.


"take that you dirty slag" etc etc


always makes me feel good when I do it, although I tend to empty my 'sauerkraut' on the carpet or nearby wall

both suitable places.. i have a particular liking for the carpet.. especially if its in someone elses house.. oh yeah, i love being foul mouthed when i lose the run of myself and get my war face on.. id say stuff like "fuck off" and "bastard off" too.. im a right saucy bastard

[Alec Horan]

I'd choose a donkey, I reckon they'd fight to the end, and I'd make sure my trainer was a badger, a badger is King of the jungle


any interest in this thread??

i assume u are referring to the honey badger ?

[Mousey]

Hats off to the badgers and their message of racial harmony.

YouTube - Bill Bailey ''hats off to the zebras''

[blankmannn]

i assume u are referring to the honey badger ?

I don't mind really, badgers can fuck people up

hardy little bastards but fair, like the Romans

[ploy26p]

I don't mind really, badgers can fuck people up

hardy little bastards but fair, like the Romans

i should love to fight a group of badgers, and just to even it up, i should like to be able to choose some form of non-ballistic weapon to fight them off with.. like a sledge hammer, or a navvy shovel.. that'll learn them.. and anyone else that wants a go lol