wanted:lady for regular quick car suck in blanch.

[ploy26p]

*coughs* shithole

yeah, doesnt that fat wankstain dunne have a gym there ? classy... that fucker is never off newstalk, he loves the sound of his own voice...

[Fran Tick]

[QUOTE=ploy26p;148092]certainly is, going for the high end of the market............................. in blanch...................[/QUOTE

Park in the Lidl carpark. Should be a good choice there.

[Dirty Harry]

certainly is, going for the high end of the market............................. in blanch...................

must be the recession poor fella

[ploy26p]

[QUOTE=Fran Tick;148098]

certainly is, going for the high end of the market............................. in blanch...................[/QUOTE

Park in the Lidl carpark. Should be a good choice there.

better off having a wank into a plastic bag, then putting the bag over your head and seeing how long you can hold your breath for.. alternatively offer one of those large lipped ladies a lift home, and get a deepthroat gob job for the price of a good shite

[blankmannn]

[QUOTE=ploy26p;148101]

better off having a wank into a plastic bag, then putting the bag over your head and seeing how long you can hold your breath for.. alternatively offer one of those large lipped ladies a lift home, and get a deepthroat gob job for the price of a good shite

ask them if they want a lift...

then ask if you can kiss them on the mouth....works nearly every time

[Fran Tick]

[QUOTE=blankmannn;148106]

ask them if they want a lift...

then ask if you can kiss them on the mouth....works nearly every time

I find the women that live around there that wear outdoor pyjamas very attractive.

[ploy26p]

[QUOTE=blankmannn;148106]

ask them if they want a lift...

then ask if you can kiss them on the mouth....works nearly every time

sounds like a good idea.. next time i see a large lipped lady walking out of a shop ill try it and see what happens.. ill keep you posted.. hopefully ill get a positive response, cos if i dont, ill be burned there.. and then i couldnt do my shopping, which would mean i would starve to death... cos i cant afford high end shops like tesco or supervalu..

then again....................

some people would be happy about that.....................................

wouldnt they ?..........................................

[blankmannn]

[QUOTE=ploy26p;148109]

sounds like a good idea.. next time i see a large lipped lady walking out of a shop ill try it and see what happens.. ill keep you posted.. hopefully ill get a positive response, cos if i dont, ill be burned there.. and then i couldnt do my shopping, which would mean i would starve to death... cos i cant afford high end shops like tesco or supervalu..

then again....................

some people would be happy about that.....................................

wouldnt they ?..........................................

I write like this for suspense...........

[Fran Tick]

[QUOTE=ploy26p;148109]

sounds like a good idea.. next time i see a large lipped lady walking out of a shop ill try it and see what happens.. ill keep you posted.. hopefully ill get a positive response, cos if i dont, ill be burned there.. and then i couldnt do my shopping, which would mean i would starve to death... cos i cant afford high end shops like tesco or supervalu..

then again....................

some people would be happy about that.....................................

wouldnt they ?..........................................

Let us know how you get on. I'll say nothing if I see you in Lidl the next time I'm in Blanch.

[ploy26p]

[QUOTE=blankmannn;148113]

I write like this for suspense...........

you are such a copycat................................