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    Everytime i try to get some new business these days it seems i have to tender my services along with many others and more often than not it comes down to a pricve battle!

    Anyway, now its time i turned this tender lark to my advantage....


    Seeking tender proposals from Escorts who will qualify in the following categories.

    Good looking (I've a preference for blondes, but not essential)
    Age unimportant
    A good level of english. (Irish / English and US escorts a bonus)
    Porn star is a double bonus
    Someone who is no holes barred, will kiss and let me finger / fist her / make her cum etc - - - - its amazing the number of excorts who say not this and not that..
    Services which must be on offer, OWO, CIM, Facials, Fingering, Anal, DP with a dildo, Strap on (be a first for me!) GOlden showers..

    Scenario

    I walk in to ne greated by a sexy girl wearing something sexy, maybe jeans a nice top and some sexy underwear.. or not.
    So I'm met with some fantastic kissing, touching feeling, we stumble to bedroom, and whip each others gear off.
    I go down on her for ages, kising licking fingering and hopefully make u cum. Major bonus points if you are a squirter and shoot all over my face and in my mouth.
    then you take control after you cum and spend ages sucking my dick, deep throath a must and tonguing my ass.
    you need to then start to masturbate yourself, but then take it out and just rub your clit with it, trying to make you cum
    then im on my back and you straddle me, slid a rubber on and ride up and down.
    *********************************** sexual request deleted ******************************************************* heaven, i need loads of piss while im inside you so make sure you drink plenty before.
    then you jump off and suck my dick dry
    then doggy style i ride you from behind for a bit then go up your ass.
    you need to let me go from your ass to your pussy and back and forward
    then from your ass to your mouth before i blow my load in there and all over your face
    any drips you must gather up with your fingers and put it back in your mouth to swallow
    then you look at me and say that you want to sit on my face, so just do it, let me lick your pussy but dont warn me that you really need to piss, and let that flow all over my face and mouth.
    then out comes the strap on and you fuck me doggy style before you get to your knees and beg me to piss on you with your mouth open and you rub it in all over your tits and pussy and maybe even swallow a bit

    now what sexy girls out there will put their tender proposal in for this one.
    Tenders will be scored on a number of factors, looks, reviews, pornstar status, filthyness and willingness to do it all and of course price
    Last edited by carlos marvado; 30-10-09 at 22:53. Reason: inappropriate request

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    and i want all this for 30euro at my place


    nbt

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    Credit where credit is due , you REALLY know what you want for your monies worth and are not shy about it . I see doozer121 edited your post , reason being inappropriate request , what i wanna know is where and what exactly did he edit out !
    I have no signature at the moment

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    Yes credit where credit is due...you certainly know what you want Anardri however you would be damn lucky to get any escort to do all that you want.

    Basically you want

    1. Fantastic kisser
    2. Fingering
    3. Squirter
    4. OWO/deepthroat/CIM
    6. Rimming
    7. Bareback sex
    8. Watersports/Golden showers
    (* pissing while fucking you as well)
    9. Anal sex - Bareback!
    10. Ass to pussy sex
    11. Ass to mouth sex
    12. Facial
    13. Swallower (not a spitter)
    14. Reverse oral/Facesitter
    15. Strap on sex
    16. Fisting
    17. Double penetration (using a dildo)

    Are you planning to do all this in one hour??

    Seems to me you want an attractive blonde English speaking porn star/girlfriend who has no holes barred & likes to risk her health having bareback sex & getting STD/infections.
    (Having ass to pussy sex bareback can cause infections for her)

    I am not suggesting that you do not have a clean bill of health but an escort in her right mind would not encourage bareback sex.

    I am curious as to how much you are hoping to pay for all that?? assuming you are damn lucky to find an escort to do it for you.

    I would be very interested to know if you find someone to fit the criteria!

    Good luck!
    SCB Lauren

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    Quote Originally Posted by anardri View Post
    then you suddenly stop, jump off and take the condom off ,slide straight back down and piss all over my cock while it is inside your pussy heaven . . .
    Sometimes I wonder what this business will be like soon
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    Go to Copper Face Jacks on Harcourt St. Tenner in. Lots of drunk gullible women there. Buy one of them a few WKDs and a kebab on the way home. You could be lucky. I had a 99% failure rate there but that 1% rocked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fran Tick View Post
    Go to Copper Face Jacks on Harcourt St. Tenner in. Lots of drunk gullible women there. Buy one of them a few WKDs and a kebab on the way home. You could be lucky. I had a 99% failure rate there but that 1% rocked.
    coppers??? i'd sooner ride a street hooker

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    coppers??? i'd sooner ride a street hooker
    whats the difference

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    coppers??? i'd sooner ride a street hooker
    The street girls usually propositioned me after they saw me leaving Buck Whalley's on Leeson St.

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