The Pub and E-I

[Fran Tick]

I decided to go for a quiet half dozen in my local this afternoon. I couldn't help overhear these two lads discussing escorts ie rates, times, location etc. I was almost tempted to give my tuppence worth but realised that my identity would be revealed.

A clue to the two lads, I was the chap two stools down to you on your right, drinking Guinness, farting and smoking Benson and Hedges outside.

[Dirty Harry]

I decided to go for a quiet half dozen in my local this afternoon. I couldn't help overhear these two lads discussing escorts ie rates, times, location etc. I was almost tempted to give my tuppence worth but realised that my identity would be revealed.

A clue to the two lads, I was the chap two stools down to you on your right, drinking Guinness, farting and smoking Benson and Hedges outside.

they were probably to drunk to notice

[Fran Tick]

they were probably to drunk to notice

I think the whole bar heard them. The word discretion did come to mind.

[cartman]

I think the whole bar heard them. The word discretion did come to mind.

hey bud..you could have taken them under your wing..and showed them the ropes..

[Forrest]

hey bud..you could have taken them under your wing..and showed them the ropes..

You should move this thread to fetish services if you're going to start using ropes.

[luther]

You should move this thread to fetish services if you're going to start using ropes.

That was so bad, it was almost good................................

[Forrest]

Give me a break
I was reading a book of Bob Monkhoue jokes earlier and it's having an effect on me.

[Fran Tick]

hey bud..you could have taken them under your wing..and showed them the ropes..

I could have said not to be blabbering in the pub, you don't know who's listening. Drink loosens tongues, that's why God invented whiskey, it was so the Irish wouldn't take over the world.