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    Default Catholic guilt

    I heard this story about Archbishop John Charles McQuaid, the former Duce of Ireland and the only thing I have in common with him is that we share the same alma mater.

    He was a keen gun's man and found out that there was a habitual masturbating monkey in Dublin Zoo (primates in captivity maturbate constantly out of boredom).

    So he arranged by his positon of power to get into the zoo after hours, armed with his rifle and telescopic sight and shot the poor thing dead.

    One clear memory I have of Catholic boarding school is the "Retreat" and how they preached against the evils of maturbation.

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    jasus thats a bit unfair could he not just give the poor monkey a few hail mary's like the rest of us?
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    I know, he went a tad overboard. A decade of the rosary would have been enough. Maybe he was jeolous of the monkey.

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    Funny that as Im sure he was doing it himself behind closed doors

    Or was that the problem doing it in the open
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    so theres where the word spanking the monkey came from

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    Are you sure it wasnt nicegirlsarenice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    so theres where the word spanking the monkey came from
    In his case it would have been bashing the bishop......

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