first ever escort

[Dirty Harry]

i had a disaster last year, i went t see an escort here in wexford, was excited to to see her as her pics were good. i went to the hotel to meet her, i was confident as i dont get nervous, she opened the door and she was as good as the pics. but the service was crap. i lost erection 3 times in a 30min appointment the service was that mechanical! then i just wanked myself off and then she started to tell me all about her boyfriend troubles. fuck i said to myself i feel like jumping over the bridge here in wexford, worst 160 euro i ever spent!

looks like we all have disasters alright but we get over them glad you didn't go for the bridge mate that would have been a disaster hope that was a joke

[sadcase]

i had a disaster last year, i went t see an escort here in wexford, was excited to to see her as her pics were good. i went to the hotel to meet her, i was confident as i dont get nervous, she opened the door and she was as good as the pics. but the service was crap. i lost erection 3 times in a 30min appointment the service was that mechanical! then i just wanked myself off and then she started to tell me all about her boyfriend troubles. fuck i said to myself i feel like jumping over the bridge here in wexford, worst 160 euro i ever spent!

Its a game of chance isnt it? I mean its nice to have a couple of regular girls but theres a great thrill in meating a totally new girl.

[westcorklad]

looks like we all have disasters alright but we get over them glad you didn't go for the bridge mate that would have been a disaster hope that was a joke

After one or two bad experiences in Cork I felt like jumping into the river myself.

[hornynaomi]

After one or two bad experiences in Cork I felt like jumping into the river myself.

gosh....i didnt noticed before..that a bad punt is so awful.. but please dont jump into the river especially these days cold outside

but dont be nervous if its possible i belive most ov the girls knows what to do and do everything for the nice time

[anon361]

but dont be nervous if its possible i belive most ov the girls knows what to do and do everything for the nice time

Well you know for sure Naomi how to give a guy a nice time

[hornynaomi]

Well you know for sure Naomi how to give a guy a nice time

haha thnx.....
but i say it again hope most ov the girls knows!!!!!!!!
and no further disaster experiences...

[he who dares wins]

Well you know for sure Naomi how to give a guy a nice time

charmer!

[Dirty Harry]

After one or two bad experiences in Cork I felt like jumping into the river myself.

don't think that way we all have bad experiences i know its a lot of money wasted when you get a bad escort thats why you name and shame them with abad review i have learned a lot overtime and if i smell a rat i walk away i didn't in the past and yes you do feel like shit after a bad experience but never think that way thats scary

[anon361]

My first ever escort was with a lady in a window in Amsterdam so not really a classy affair, fantastic looking girl but when I asked her to take off her bra I was told it's extra, we were in full swing and I agreed, thought she would wait for payment till after but o no, off she lept and handed me my trousers to get her the money , luckily I had negotiated a price beforehand with her on top; on future visit's I was also caught out with that one, "will you go on top" "No that's extra" LOL

[he who dares wins]

was in amsterdam in april! some cracking birds in the windows, went to see this lady that caught my eye, gorgeous looking, but was told extra for her tits to come and and only 1 position, so decided for doggie, was banging away as hard as i could, and she said hey not so hard im not a fucking dog, and she pulled away from me! what a passion killer!