A male patient is lying in bed in hospital , wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose . A young student nurse comes along to give him a sponge bath .
"Nurse" , he mumbles , "are my testicles black ?" Embarrassed , the young nurse replies "I don't know Sir , i'm only here to wash your upper body and feet".
He struggles to ask again , "Nurse , please are my testicles black ?"
Conserned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles , she overcomes the embarrassment and pulls back the covers . She raises his gown and holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other . Then she takes a close look and says "There's nothing wrong with them Sir !"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly "Thank you very much . That was wonderful but listen very closely .
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