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    a guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun,he goes to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank valt,she says but its just a sperm bank!!"i don't care open it now!!! he replies,so she opens the door to the vault and inside ar all the sperm samples,the guy says take one of those sperm samples and drink it !she looks at him but they are sperm ??? do it! so the nurse sucks it back,that one there drink that one as well,so the nurse drinks that one as well,finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says see honey-its not that hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    IM NOT WRITING THIS TO CAUSE OFFENSIE ITS JUST A JOKE


    why was the gay fired from the sperm bank?

    he was caught drinking on the job
    that was very funny kelly

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    New sperm bank deposit initiative



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    Last edited by Doozer; 18-10-09 at 15:47.
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    A guy orders a blow up doll online. While it was been delivered, it blew up in the van. The delivery man saw what it was and decided "what the hell, I'm ahead today, may aswell shag this thing". He does the deed and shoots the load. Puts it back in it's box and delivers it.

    A year later the blow up doll company has a customer service survey with the guy that bought the doll. They asked him what he thought of their product.

    "Fucking brillant, very realistic, so realistic I even got the clap off it"

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    A male patient is lying in bed in hospital , wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose . A young student nurse comes along to give him a sponge bath .
    "Nurse" , he mumbles , "are my testicles black ?" Embarrassed , the young nurse replies "I don't know Sir , i'm only here to wash your upper body and feet".
    He struggles to ask again , "Nurse , please are my testicles black ?"
    Conserned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles , she overcomes the embarrassment and pulls back the covers . She raises his gown and holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other . Then she takes a close look and says "There's nothing wrong with them Sir !"
    The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly "Thank you very much . That was wonderful but listen very closely .
    Are-my-test-results-back !"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rimmerguy View Post
    A male patient is lying in bed in hospital , wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose . A young student nurse comes along to give him a sponge bath .
    "Nurse" , he mumbles , "are my testicles black ?" Embarrassed , the young nurse replies "I don't know Sir , i'm only here to wash your upper body and feet".
    He struggles to ask again , "Nurse , please are my testicles black ?"
    Conserned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles , she overcomes the embarrassment and pulls back the covers . She raises his gown and holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other . Then she takes a close look and says "There's nothing wrong with them Sir !"
    The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly "Thank you very much . That was wonderful but listen very closely .
    Are-my-test-results-back !"
    very good

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    Quote Originally Posted by rimmerguy View Post
    A male patient is lying in bed in hospital , wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose . A young student nurse comes along to give him a sponge bath .
    "Nurse" , he mumbles , "are my testicles black ?" Embarrassed , the young nurse replies "I don't know Sir , i'm only here to wash your upper body and feet".
    He struggles to ask again , "Nurse , please are my testicles black ?"
    Conserned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles , she overcomes the embarrassment and pulls back the covers . She raises his gown and holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other . Then she takes a close look and says "There's nothing wrong with them Sir !"
    The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly "Thank you very much . That was wonderful but listen very closely .
    Are-my-test-results-back !"
    keep them cuming

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