I agree with Tex Max. The girl could be staying in apartment on Parnell Street in Dublin. You ring up at 3pm looking for an appointment for say 6pm. You ask where she is, she says 'i am near Tesco on Parnell Street. Thats fine. So at 5.55pm u ring her and say 'ok i am standing beside Tesco on Parnell Street now, where do i go from here?' She says 'do u know the Rotunda Hospital (which is the other side of Parnell Street from where u are waiting at tesco), u say yes i know it, she says 'walk passed the hospital, you are still on the phone walking along, wasting all your fucking credit, u tell her that u are at the hospital now, she says look for the Maldron Hotel (which is another 5 - 8 minute uphill walk from the hospital, its where the Wax Museum used to be), she says i am in there so give me a ring when u are there, u say ok. At this stage its now 6.15pm, appointment was booked for 6pm, u ring her at 6.15pm and tell her that you're outside the hotel, what room is she in, she tells u and u go in. So you're loosing a good 15-20 mins altogether there, the girl should've said i'm saying in the Maldron Hotel in Parnell Square, at least you know where she is and u know where to go. I can understand alot of girls having issues about security and discreet-ness but who the fuck is going to say that there's an escort in that hotel, she is called Mary, has big tits, blonde hair, and if what the reviews say are true she is great at giving blowjobs and she has a lovely little ass. So if someone from the hotel goes to investigate this they have to go to 300 or 400 rooms, maybe more, look for a girl they only know as Mary or Maria or Diana or whatever, (which is not her real name in the first place obviously, she's not going to use her escort name when checking in), so they go to investigate this girl and go to every single room in the hotel, look for a blonde with big tits and a tight arse and tell her to suck your cock so u can decide if she gives good head or not to make u think it may be the one the reviews are talking about, and they also have to have a good look and a good feel of her tight hole to see if it is as people say. So how the fuck will anyone know? And no offence, but if its a foreign escort u are booking and maybe she does not the whole area all that well, you may have alot of trouble understanding her voice and understanding her directions, she might say go to the Centra shop on Camden Street near the bus stop beside the traffic lights, what fucking good is that to u? There are several sets of lights and several bus stops on many streets like for example Camden Street, and she may tell you to look for a red door, go up to that door and i am in there. So then u see a door like what she describes, a red door next to a Centra shop with a set of traffic lights beside a bus stop just outside. So you go up to the door, a girl opens it, (the wrong place u are at), u walk in and say 'alright gorgeous whats the story?, u pull out your cock and greet her with 'here u go big tits, get your laughing gear around that baby!
. You get an unmerciful belt on the face as she screams and reaches for the sweeping brush or the poker while her big heavy hardy cunt of a husband or boyfriend comes running out to put u into an early grave (and if her man is from Poland or Lithuania or one of those foreign countries we all know that those blokes are strong hardy fuckers who could give u one hell of a hiding by giving only 1 thump, there's no messing with those guys). So when u eventually find the right place it is about half a mile from any bus stop, next to flashing orange lights at a zebra crossing, not traffic lights, and is about 3 streets away from where u were initially told, and has a Spar or a Mace shop beside it, not a fucking Centra like she said, and the door turns out to be fucking black or brown and not fucking red like she said, and she could say turn left at the shop and i'm in the first door on the left after that, when what she really means was turn right at the shop and its the 3rd fucking door on the RIGHT!!
Girls you honestly have to learn alot more distinctive information about the location and area you are currently staying in, if u are miles away from anywhere especially if u are out in the sticks and worse - if u give the wrong fuckin directions the only sort of cock u'll get for your pussy will have 4 little legs and looks just like the geezer on the front of the Corn Flakes box and the only pussy thats going to be wet is if ur pussycat that says 'Meeooww' falls into a river after meeting the 'cock'!
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