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Thread: I'm off I won't be back

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    Default I'm off I won't be back

    that's what my ex girlfriend said to me, I headed straight to the Clarion(the tallest hotel in Ireland)

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    worst thread ever

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    her mother rang me that night she said 'Your an amazing man don't do it'...

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    her mother rang me that night she said 'Your an amazing man don't do it'...
    she told you dont do it,

    untill you give her back all the knickers you stole from her house!

    after that you can jump!

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    she used to say to me 'when I look in your eyes I see the same sparkle that the sun has...blinding but beautiful...

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    Question 2 for the price ov 1!

    you sure you were going out with her daughter, or both ov them!

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    Default only 1 hwdw

    she used to tell me 'I love u not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you'

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    Then I got the ring fucked back at me wrapped up in a tissue in an envelope no note fuck all, I paid a fortune for it in Hill Samuels - nothing prepares u for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    she used to tell me 'I love u not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you'
    "I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you" - Google Search

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    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    don't be hard on me I'm vulnerable tonite...

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