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Thread: Why am I addicted to some nuts and allergic to other nuts?

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    Default Why am I addicted to some nuts and allergic to other nuts?

    When i eat pistachios I get very blushed, and if I eat too many I faint.
    When I eat almonds I get very sleepy and cant think too clearly
    When I eat peanuts I get very much like a stoner would get and everyone thinks I'm drunk or stoned.
    But when I have my mouth around some punter's nuts, I get really happy and horny. With every lick, I feel just a little bit better about myself and my energy level increases.
    Anyway, was just thinking about this today after the taxi driver chased me down the road for 30cents and I wondered what the meaning of life was, and then I thought about nuts...



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    Default Just goes to show not all nuts are the same Dolly......

    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Why am I addicted to some nuts and allergic to other nuts?
    But I don't think the members here like to be referred to as nuts...........
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    It's all about nuts. That's the meaning of life

    Life is nuts
    Men have nuts
    All males have nuts
    Nuts are food
    Nuts can kill
    Nuts for survival
    Nuts can energize
    Nuts can dope you up
    Nuts can make you fat
    Nuts can help you lose weight
    Nuts for weapons (slingshot)
    Nuts hold creation in them
    Nuts control people and make them do strange things
    Nuts make squirrels happy
    Nuts make squirrels fight each other
    Squirrels bury nuts
    Nuts can bury people!
    People are nuts
    The meaning of life is nuts

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    I dont know if I love or hate droopy nuts



    I might hate his wristband and socks more tho

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