What a great day for a wank, the sun is shining, my dick is hard, no money, yes indeed, what a great day for a wank.

It's a great day for a wank,
it's the escorts I have to thank.
They make my life worth living,
when a blow job they are giving.
So that's the theme I'll be using,
when I give my cock a bruising.
Yes, it's a great day for a wank.