Get yourself a Cock Trainer!!!!!

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My fellow punters, in recent times I have got many PMs from some of you asking me about the size of my COCK! and how some of you can get cocks just as big . . . .
Dub Lad especially has sent me many requests, so I finally decided to let yous all in on my secret.
Why do you want a bigger cock, you ask?
Remember this, when you go to a escort you want her to gasp in awe when she sees your cock dont you?
You dont want her to break her shite laughing at it- do you?
Well read on and learn!
The penis (thats cock to most of yous) is essencially a muscle, just a muscle, and because of that you can enlarge it with training!
Now, like any olympic athlete, you have to train hard and long, theres no short cuts! It took me years of practice to get what I have now- a big huge cock!
But it takes more than solo training, you also need a trainer!
And I have a trainer- her name is Stephenie- and I include her picture below.
She is a 23 year old cock trainer, and she has worked hard with me over the last few years- making my cock bigger and stronger!
Look at the second picture- this is me!
Dont you want to have a cock like mine? Off course you do!
My training sessions with Stephenie take place 3 times a week- in her private studio!
I arrive, have a shower, and go naked to her, then for the next 2 hours she has me doing all kinds if Penis exercises!
At the end of each Hard session my cock is sore and stiff from all the cock work outs!

So, fellow punters- get a cock trainer yourselves!
Look up cock trainers in the yellow pages!
You wont regret it!