Octobers Comp

[MR JOLLY]

MJ: Q11. Ok babe a few serious questions now. The life of a touring escort particularly someone working away from their native country could seem to some people to be quite lonely, what is your experience?

Elle: I tend to only see 3 or 4 clients in any one day...then I go out and enjoy the area that I am in...and of course I have the ladies and gentlemen of E-I to keep me amused when I am tucked up in my cozy bed :-D

MJ: Q12. Have you a plan in place regarding how long you will stay in the business? Or do you think you will just wake up one morning and decide to call it a day?

Elle:I’m having so much fun at the moment, meeting lots of lovely people.....you never know what is around the corner.....but while I still love the thrill of being an escort I will continue to have as much good clean fun as possible...

MJ: Q13. Are your professional and private life’s completely separate as in do you live a double life? And if so how difficult is it to keep the two apart?

Elle: I put on my Super Elle costume and have as much fun as possible....then when I’m at home I put on my sexy little nymph costume and hit the swinging clubs, and give it away for free...So I would say that although there are two separate sides to me...they both enjoy lots of horny sex

MJ: Q14. Do you take much notice of your reviews? And would a bad review piss you off?

Elle: I do tend to take the reviews rather personally, as I tend to put my heart and soul into making sure people enjoy their time with me. I can't please everyone all of the time, so if I received a genuine bad review I would take it on the chin and move on. However if I got a non genuine review which was set up by a pimp or an escort who i have previous grievances with it would really make me pretty angry indeed...A pissed off Elle is not a good Elle..lol..

MJ: Q15. If Hollywood was to come along and make the film “Elle the diaries of a Scottish Minx” who would you like to play the lead role out of the current crop of actresses? Might I add a bit part for Mr Jolly could be played by Colin Farrell as I’m often mistaken for him..... Stop laughing Elle.

Elle: Christ that would be one very very long movie.........I would choose Christina Ricci as she is petite and horny as hell and a wee bit freaky

MJ: Q16. When not working describe a typical day for Elle?

Elle: It all depends if I’m having a girlie pamper day....which would be going and getting my hair done(which I’m obsessed with) bit of lunch with friends and a little shopping....Or if I’m feeling active I will grab my walking gear and head for the hills.. I love going up the hills in Inverness, fort william etc...

MJ: Q17. No one could accuse you of not providing excellent value for money, but have you noticed any changes over the course of the current economic decline?

Elle: I have noticed a lot of changes since i first came to Ireland...I however have charged the same rate from the start....Lots of girls have dropped their rates from €150 to €100 for 30 mins....whereas some who refuse to budge on their rates have added other things onto enjoy list like OWO and anal etc....It has become a bit of a cut throat business....thankfully something which i have never been part of...thank god..

MJ: Q18. Your favourites cover pretty much the full spectrum of what any client could want, where do you draw the line?

Elle: I refuse to do anal sex, as it does nothing for me at all....it’s a one way system and I plan on keeping it that way...........

MJ: Q19. Name the 3 most important things in life?

Elle: Health....respect for others....dignity...

MJ: Q20. How accurate is your first impression of people?

Elle: I can normally tell a lot from a simple telephone call.....and i tend to meet people that sound nice at the other end of the phone... I think I am rather lucky as at least 95% of the people I have met I have fond memories of....an example would be a gorgeous pearl necklace from a certain gentleman....lol

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[MR JOLLY]

MJ: Q21. When is the last time you laughed so hard you wee’d yourself and what was it that made you laugh?

Elle: I was at a Halloween swingers party on Saturday night, and i persuaded a guy to go and chat up a women who I said fancied him....What he was not aware of was the fact it was a very convincing cross dresser friend of mines.....He snogged her and felt the cross dressers hardon against his thighs.....The look of complete shock on his face was priceless... never laughed so hard for a while....and yep I almost pissed myself literally...but made it to the weee girls room in nick of time(just)...

MJ: Q22. Name 4 things you always have with you?

Elle: Wow, only 4 things....you don’t believe in making this easy.....lol..Handbag, netbook...phone...lipgloss

MJ: Q23. Have you ever read a book or seen a film that changed your life?

Elle: My favourite film of all time is “it’s a wonderful life”...makes you appreciate what you have got in life, and not to be greedy

MJ: Q24. When is the last time you cried?

Elle: I cried earlier today when I was cutting up onions to make my amazing “volcano” curry..yummm

MJ: Q25. Would you rather have money or love?

Elle: Now this is a tricky one...I would rather have love, over money any day of the week...however from experience I would say that many arguments couples have are with regard to money...Also having money does not bring happiness either.....So I’d rather be poor but love and be loved ..

MJ: Q26. Tell me something about yourself that nobody would expect?

Elle: I am a bit of a tomboy at heart, love hill walking, absailing and any other extreme sports! I also ran for both Great Britain and Scotland doing 100 metres...ohhh and I can crack walnuts with my ass cheeks.......

MJ: Q27. Do you think there is a difference between sexuality and sensuality?

Elle:
Sensuality is defined as arousing the senses. Realistically that could be most anything that invokes a perception be it visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, or other potential reactions. So perfume, hair, clothes, spoken words, even movement can be sensual. Sexuality and sex are quite different too. One can exude a sexuality, the essence of promoting attraction without ever performing the physical act of sex. Ooops - sorry, I don't like the word perform there, it denotes some sort of act, like a staged play. Let’s say sexuality is beyond sensuality but still not the physical manifestation of sexual contact. In short, it can mean sexually interesting or exciting at any age.

MJ: Q28.And finally you have won one of Westies competitions and your prize is to have any EI poster, client or escort to be your slave for the day, who would it be and what would you have them do?

Elle: Ohhhh boy this will be fun.....I would choose nbt to be my slave for the day....put a gimp mask on him and dress him up a bit he would have to service my every need, be it food, sex or to entertain me I'd borrow one of ber's prize winning cows and watch it screwin nbt's cute ass....and video it for all to see ......If carlsberg gave out prizes, this would be the one..lol....
Luv ya nbt....honestly....

MJ: Thanks Babe it’s been fun............ and educational.