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    Default Escorts- please take note . . .

    Escorts please take note, when you and a punter have finished the "session", dont just frogmarch him out the door while he is still zipping up his mickey (as Twink might say).
    The punter has just emptyed the contents of his testicles with you (not to mention his wallet), his heartbeat is still subsiding, he is still coming down from the sexual "high", the last thing he probably wants is to be fucked out the door while you arrange for your next punter to enter your apartment block.
    This bad habit is all too common with escorts, and it loses you clients!!!

    "What should we do?" I hear yous all scream, well read on and take note . . .

    Let the punter have a shower (the last thing he wants is his wife asking him hey- whats all that cum and gee juice on your hips)

    Sit the punter down- give him a cup of tea (see pic below) ask him his hobbies, ask him which team he supports (if he is a Liverpool supporter then check your bathroom to make sire he didnt steal your toilet paper or anything else)

    While you chat to him, show a bit of leg (a mini skirt is ideal), his balls are empty- so the sight of your tight skirt will assist his cum tanks to refill)

    Pretend you are interested in him (yes I know most of you will find this difficult- but try!), remember he is your "client". and will come back to you (with another 250 euro) next time his wife is getting her hair done.

    So there yous go, escorts, take note . . . . .

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    Is it Earl Grey Dick?

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    I am not married but if that would happen one day(specially with Irish lad) he goes with me to have his hair cut done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    Escorts please take note, when you and a punter have finished the "session", dont just frogmarch him out the door while he is still zipping up his mickey (as Twink might say).
    The punter has just emptyed the contents of his testicles with you (not to mention his wallet), his heartbeat is still subsiding, he is still coming down from the sexual "high", the last thing he probably wants is to be fucked out the door while you arrange for your next punter to enter your apartment block.
    This bad habit is all too common with escorts, and it loses you clients!!!

    "What should we do?" I hear yous all scream, well read on and take note . . .

    Let the punter have a shower (the last thing he wants is his wife asking him hey- whats all that cum and gee juice on your hips)

    Sit the punter down- give him a cup of tea (see pic below) ask him his hobbies, ask him which team he supports (if he is a Liverpool supporter then check your bathroom to make sire he didnt steal your toilet paper or anything else)

    While you chat to him, show a bit of leg (a mini skirt is ideal), his balls are empty- so the sight of your tight skirt will assist his cum tanks to refill)

    Pretend you are interested in him (yes I know most of you will find this difficult- but try!), remember he is your "client". and will come back to you (with another 250 euro) next time his wife is getting her hair done.

    So there yous go, escorts, take note . . . . .

    Dick
    your right agan dick that how it should be done but i have 1 ? whos Twink
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    your right agan dick that how it should be done but i have 1 ? whos Twink
    Does this help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    Does this help?

    its cuminginging back to me
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