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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I get the urge to:- when I see a cat sat on a wall, to go up to it and go here pussy pussy pussy and as it looks up to you, give it an unmerciful punch in the mouth and knock it clean off the wall.
    u mad cunt Rover ha ha. u should never be rude to a pussy, the fuckin bitch will never forget it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by feargal View Post
    Oh I often get urges to pull the handbrake whan sitting in the passenger seat, sometimes only to wind up my daughter. i once fell foul to my urge to mess with the gear lever on an automatic car, i was moving the gear lever up and down trough the gears i did not realise that I had the button pressed and i put it into the park position doing about 50 or 60 mph, suddenly did several 360's and came to a stop before i knew what happened. I had only borrowed the car, was a hired car drove home at about 10mph, I will never forget it was a long time ago
    Best regards Feargal

    fuckin hilarious Fergal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    That reminds of when on holidays abroad,



    Which one is me?
    jay-sus there's 2 gorgeous arse's i'd fuckin love to stick it into. i don't care if you are 1 of them rover if u look like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I also have an urge to walk into a womens toilet...
    yeah with a big fuckin hard cock and fuck every pussy thats in there, well the best of them anyway LOL

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