Ever get the urge to

[rover]

Judging by previous posts , whichever one is the transexual

I'd love to ride you Stewie.

[Stewie]

I'd love to ride you Stewie.

I'll post that in my worst fears thread

[rover]

I'll post that in my worst fears thread

Ah Stewie, I'm sure underneath it all, you'd love to ride me really.

[Banned User]

When travelling on aircraft I always sit by the emergency exit closest to the wing.

I do sometimes want to start going totally mental foaming at the mouth jumping up and down screaming and crying that the engines are on fire and that we're all going do die.

But I don't.

However if ever you're on a flight and this does happen you had better hope it is me.

[rover]

When travelling on aircraft I always sit by the emergency exit closest to the wing.

I do sometimes want to start going totally mental foaming at the mouth jumping up and down screaming and crying that the engines are on fire and that we're all going do die.

But I don't.

However if ever you're on a flight and this does happen you had better hope it is me.

I get like that in that seat too, it's takes forever for the mini bar to get to you.

[rimmerguy]

Someday soon it's gonna happen , the urge kills me at times where ever i am that i happen to see one , it's teasing me to do exactly as it says , God i wanna do it so so bad , even right now !

[Alana]

people who rustle bags of boiled sweets or crisps and unfortunate enough to be sitting within earshot of me i just get the urge to ram them down their throat.

People who snore on planes ffs its a captive audience and on occasion have "accidently" let my arm slip off the arm rest into there ribcage although i really want to pull the window out and watch them being sucked out at 35k feet........woohoo cya

Elle x

[Alec Horan]

All I can say is that my friends always switch off their phones when going to a funeral.

[experienced punter]

I also have an urge to walk into a womens toilet...

[Last time]

I get the urge to:- when I see a cat sat on a wall, to go up to it and go here pussy pussy pussy and as it looks up to you, give it an unmerciful punch in the mouth and knock it clean off the wall.

I just sprayed my coffey over my screen reading that!! I HATE cats!!