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    Question Ever get the urge to

    THIS THREAD COULD CONFIRM NORMALITY OR THAT IM A FREAK,BUT DO YOU EVER GET SUDDEN URGES TO DO SOMETHING YOU KNOW IS REALLY FUCKIN STUPID.I DO SOMETIMES.
    THE TWO MOST COMMON ARE.
    1=ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IM IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF A CAR,DOESNT MATTER IF THE CAR IS FULL OR ITS JUST ME AND THE DRIVER,DOESNT MATTER IF ITS FLAT OUT ON A MOTORWAY OR CRAWLING UP A LANE,I SOMETIMES GET THIS STRONG FUCKIN URGE TO JUST GRAB THE HANDBRAKE AND LIFT ITTHANKFULLY IV RESISTED SO FAR
    2=THIS ONE IS MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN SOON.CATS, I DONT LIKE THEM.LOVE ANIMALS BUT DONT LIKE CATS.THEY'LL FUCK OFF WITH ANYONE WHO FEEDS THEM,NO LOYALTY.NOT LIKE A DOG.ANYWAY I GET THE URGE TO POSION THEM,NOT ALL OF THEM JUST THE ONES THAT PISS IN MY GARDEN.IV NEVER DONE IT BUT I THINK ITS JUST BECAUSE I WUDNT KNOW WAT TO DO WIT THE BODY.ANT IDEAS???
    SO IS THAT NORMAL OR NOT
    ANYONE ELSE GET THESE URGES
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    THIS THREAD COULD CONFIRM NORMALITY OR THAT IM A FREAK,BUT DO YOU EVER GET SUDDEN URGES TO DO SOMETHING YOU KNOW IS REALLY FUCKIN STUPID.I DO SOMETIMES.
    THE TWO MOST COMMON ARE.
    1=ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IM IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF A CAR,DOESNT MATTER IF THE CAR IS FULL OR ITS JUST ME AND THE DRIVER,DOESNT MATTER IF ITS FLAT OUT ON A MOTORWAY OR CRAWLING UP A LANE,I SOMETIMES GET THIS STRONG FUCKIN URGE TO JUST GRAB THE HANDBRAKE AND LIFT ITTHANKFULLY IV RESISTED SO FAR
    2=THIS ONE IS MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN SOON.CATS, I DONT LIKE THEM.LOVE ANIMALS BUT DONT LIKE CATS.THEY'LL FUCK OFF WITH ANYONE WHO FEEDS THEM,NO LOYALTY.NOT LIKE A DOG.ANYWAY I GET THE URGE TO POSION THEM,NOT ALL OF THEM JUST THE ONES THAT PISS IN MY GARDEN.IV NEVER DONE IT BUT I THINK ITS JUST BECAUSE I WUDNT KNOW WAT TO DO WIT THE BODY.ANT IDEAS???
    SO IS THAT NORMAL OR NOT
    ANYONE ELSE GET THESE URGES
    I get the urge to:- when I see a cat sat on a wall, to go up to it and go here pussy pussy pussy and as it looks up to you, give it an unmerciful punch in the mouth and knock it clean off the wall.
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    [QUOTE=rover;134780]I get the urge to:- when I see a cat sat on a wall, to go up to it and go here pussy pussy pussy and as it looks up to you, give it an unmerciful punch in the mouth and knock it clean off the wall.[/QUOTE
    YEAH THATS IT,THEM URGES
    IF YOU SEE SOME ONE RUNNING PAST YOU REALLY FAST,YOU JUST WANT TO STICK A SLY LEG OUT THERE EVEN THO YOU KNOW THEy'LL PROBALY CRACK THERE HEAD OPEN
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    [QUOTE=WD-40;134783]
    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I get the urge to:- when I see a cat sat on a wall, to go up to it and go here pussy pussy pussy and as it looks up to you, give it an unmerciful punch in the mouth and knock it clean off the wall.[/QUOTE
    YEAH THATS IT,THEM URGES
    IF YOU SEE SOME ONE RUNNING PAST YOU REALLY FAST,YOU JUST WANT TO STICK A SLY LEG OUT THERE EVEN THO YOU KNOW THEy'LL PROBALY CRACK THERE HEAD OPEN
    I often get an urge to beat the living daylights out of Man Utd. supporters after I have to listen to them bleat on about how fantastic the club is, how Fergie is the best thing since the sliced pan etc. etc.
    So far I have resisted the urge to do this but thats not to say I wont do it someday soon.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I get the urge to:- when I see a cat sat on a wall, to go up to it and go here pussy pussy pussy and as it looks up to you, give it an unmerciful punch in the mouth and knock it clean off the wall.
    Rover Im sure an old dog like you has seen plenty of pussies.
    The Truth is out there.

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    [QUOTE=westcorklad;134791]
    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post

    I often get an urge to beat the living daylights out of Man Utd. supporters after I have to listen to them bleat on about how fantastic the club is, how Fergie is the best thing since the sliced pan etc. etc.
    So far I have resisted the urge to do this but thats not to say I wont do it someday soon.
    I HOPE WE NEVER MEET
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    [QUOTE=westcorklad;134791]
    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post

    I often get an urge to beat the living daylights out of Man Utd. supporters after I have to listen to them bleat on about how fantastic the club is, how Fergie is the best thing since the sliced pan etc. etc.
    So far I have resisted the urge to do this but thats not to say I wont do it someday soon.
    now, now westcorklad, you forget us man utd supporters had to listen to liverpool fans in the 70's and 80's when you were winning everything, now pick your dummy up off the floor and dont spit it out again, theres a good boy!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    THIS THREAD COULD CONFIRM NORMALITY OR THAT IM A FREAK,BUT DO YOU EVER GET SUDDEN URGES TO DO SOMETHING YOU KNOW IS REALLY FUCKIN STUPID.I DO SOMETIMES.
    THE TWO MOST COMMON ARE.
    THIS ONE IS MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN SOON.CATS, I DONT LIKE THEM.LOVE ANIMALS BUT DONT LIKE CATS.THEY'LL FUCK OFF WITH ANYONE WHO FEEDS THEM,NO LOYALTY.NOT LIKE A DOG.ANYWAY I GET THE URGE TO POSION THEM,NOT ALL OF THEM JUST THE ONES THAT PISS IN MY GARDEN.IV NEVER DONE IT BUT I THINK ITS JUST BECAUSE I WUDNT KNOW WAT TO DO WIT THE BODY.ANT IDEAS???
    SO IS THAT NORMAL OR NOT
    ANYONE ELSE GET THESE URGES
    First signs of a serial killer, so westcorklad, watch your back
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    THIS THREAD COULD CONFIRM NORMALITY OR THAT IM A FREAK,BUT DO YOU EVER GET SUDDEN URGES TO DO SOMETHING YOU KNOW IS REALLY FUCKIN STUPID.I DO SOMETIMES.
    THE TWO MOST COMMON ARE.
    1=ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IM IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF A CAR,DOESNT MATTER IF THE CAR IS FULL OR ITS JUST ME AND THE DRIVER,DOESNT MATTER IF ITS FLAT OUT ON A MOTORWAY OR CRAWLING UP A LANE,I SOMETIMES GET THIS STRONG FUCKIN URGE TO JUST GRAB THE HANDBRAKE AND LIFT ITTHANKFULLY IV RESISTED SO FAR
    2=THIS ONE IS MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN SOON.CATS, I DONT LIKE THEM.LOVE ANIMALS BUT DONT LIKE CATS.THEY'LL FUCK OFF WITH ANYONE WHO FEEDS THEM,NO LOYALTY.NOT LIKE A DOG.ANYWAY I GET THE URGE TO POSION THEM,NOT ALL OF THEM JUST THE ONES THAT PISS IN MY GARDEN.IV NEVER DONE IT BUT I THINK ITS JUST BECAUSE I WUDNT KNOW WAT TO DO WIT THE BODY.ANT IDEAS???
    SO IS THAT NORMAL OR NOT
    ANYONE ELSE GET THESE URGES
    Oh I often get urges to pull the handbrake whan sitting in the passenger seat, sometimes only to wind up my daughter. i once fell foul to my urge to mess with the gear lever on an automatic car, i was moving the gear lever up and down trough the gears i did not realise that I had the button pressed and i put it into the park position doing about 50 or 60 mph, suddenly did several 360's and came to a stop before i knew what happened. I had only borrowed the car, was a hired car drove home at about 10mph, I will never forget it was a long time ago
    Best regards Feargal

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    Quote Originally Posted by doozer121 View Post
    First signs of a serial killer, so westcorklad, watch your back
    Bit worrying alright urges to kill animals are a bad sign
    Its the Crips and the Bloods all over again

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