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    I had this random thought just now. How will I discretely pack my strap-on for my flight to Ireland? It is a really professional one, made of pink leather, and the dildo is quite big and no denying what it is if customs goes thru my case and finds it. It would be soooo embarrassing if they pull it out and slap me with it, and call me a dirty girl
    Can you think of some ways to get it over there very discretely so I dont get this kind of embarrassment? Maybe I should just leave it and buy one when I get over there. But just would want to find one that's as professional as this one. I'm sure Dublin has some very high end porn stores, right?

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    just wrap it up in a towel or some ov your clothes dolly if your bringing any! them little knickers that your packing wouldnt be good enough might pop out haha!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I had this random thought just now. How will I discretely pack my strap-on for my flight to Ireland? It is a really professional one, made of pink leather, and the dildo is quite big and no denying what it is if customs goes thru my case and finds it. It would be soooo embarrassing if they pull it out and slap me with it, and call me a dirty girl
    Can you think of some ways to get it over there very discretely so I dont get this kind of embarrassment? Maybe I should just leave it and buy one when I get over there. But just would want to find one that's as professional as this one. I'm sure Dublin has some very high end porn stores, right?
    Put it in your suitcase and not in your carry on luggage, trust me if a customs officer does decide to search your case make sure it's on top, once he see's it he will start glowing and just close your case.

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    Dont bother packing the strap-on Dolly, just wear it inside-out for the trip over.....and enjoy the flight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    dont bother packing the strap-on dolly, just wear it inside-out for the trip over.....and enjoy the flight. :d:d:d
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    Ha ha ha!! Anon is right! Put it in your check in luggage, if you are searched it will be a lot of laughs for the boys doing the checking. You might get a few numbers even

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I had this random thought just now. How will I discretely pack my strap-on for my flight to Ireland? It is a really professional one, made of pink leather, and the dildo is quite big and no denying what it is if customs goes thru my case and finds it. It would be soooo embarrassing if they pull it out and slap me with it, and call me a dirty girl
    Can you think of some ways to get it over there very discretely so I dont get this kind of embarrassment? Maybe I should just leave it and buy one when I get over there. But just would want to find one that's as professional as this one. I'm sure Dublin has some very high end porn stores, right?
    You could post it to the address in Ireland where you will be based and it will be waiting for you when you arrive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    You could post it to the address in Ireland where you will be based and it will be waiting for you when you arrive.
    The hell it will.........the shower in An Post will x-ray the package and swipe it once they see what it contains.......bunch of assholes just waiting to be stuffed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I'm sure Dublin has some very high end porn stores, right?
    Not exactly... If Ruhama had it's way you wouldn't even be able to buy Ann Summers lingerie here

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I'm sure Dublin has some very high end porn stores, right?
    No, but we have a Brown Thomas!

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