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    Quote Originally Posted by MissX View Post
    the measurment process happened after the shootout on twin peaks
    and after a battle to perform the said task
    so it was losing life . . so to speak
    so it was a bit bigger and rounder
    a couple of minutes previous

    that's the best part . . .
    You didn't belt it with a hammer and then measure it?
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    Yeah Brown Sugar was telling me too about your cock.

    She said that it was so......................................................but that would be telling.
    she said he was a right dog did she?

    i can see a t-shirt now. "I Hate West."

    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    Yeah Brown Sugar was telling me too about your cock.

    She said that it was so......................................................but that would be telling.
    Oops, fuck.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

  4. Default no didn't go down like that . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    You didn't belt it with a hammer and then measure it?
    up up and up . . .
    just like jack and the beanstalk
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissX View Post
    up up and up . . .
    just like jack and the beanstalk
    Or do you mean after he turned over it jumped up like a jack in the box?
    The Truth is out there.

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    [QUOTE=MissX;130845]
    Quote Originally Posted by labratd22 View Post

    i just want his stalk

    You said you wouldn't stalk me. Now I know why. I just don't measure up.

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  7. Wink well . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    Or do you mean after he turned over it jumped up like a jack in the box?
    . . no the glass was half empty but to the normal eye it was already at full capacity,
    that's where the smile crept across my face
    but before my jaw hit the ground
    it just took off grew another personality

    i laughted with glee
    he seemed pretty bashful about the whole thing

    embarrased and flattered at the same time

    said he'd never measured his dick before, he was tittering too

    i should've kept his number

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    Quote Originally Posted by westsidex View Post
    she said he was a right dog did she?

    I can see a t-shirt now. "i hate west."

    westside.
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    Once a prick - always a prick.

  9. Thumbs up no. . we don't have the same taste in music

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissX View Post


    You said you wouldn't stalk me. Now I know why. I just don't measure up.
    you have me dancing to a different tune. . .turn me into naughty missx make me do things i wouldn't normally do

    you have the quality
    a full package of quality


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    Quote Originally Posted by MissX View Post
    usually bigger ones take longer to wake up and then reach the end . .

    something to do with blood flow needed to maintain it

    not this one . . .definately different

    i was tempted

    i can't get it out of my head
    mmm! Tempted to do what exactly??? If he came back waht would you do to me. sorry,sorry meant him...

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