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    On an American discussion board, this retarded yank asks:

    "What do providers do when they become old gals?

    I never have see and ads for escorts that are 50 + years old. What do these woman do when the get old. Most don’t have SSI taken out of their donation. How many are good savers we are not sure. Older woman out number older men Two to one so means they can’t be married. Some could be sectary for a service but that not a lot. Does has any ever meant a 80 year old that said she put her 30 years as an escort and what is she doing now?"

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    So me having another laugh, I replied to it:

    "I plan to sit in my rocking chair and knit lengerie for the younster hos
    I will knit little booties that are a more delicate thread like silk or viscose, and then maybe some long gloves that go up to the elbow (and they will have nice tight elbows not saggy elbows like I will have when Im knitting at 80) I have this really special hat pattern with some beads I can bed into the woolen cap. I will also bake cookies and have a little business where I get calls from the hos who tell me their room number and Ill drop by a big box of cookies for them to snack on all day between appointments. I will also offer an affirmation service, so the girls will call me up and I'll charge 99 cents a minute to tell them good things about whatever they need to hear. If they get a bad review, Ill tell them how that client must have his head up his arse if he cant see how gorgeous she is and that he is just a wenker with a little weewee who doesnt know how to use it properly... you know stuff like that. And they will feel good when I say nice things to them, and also laugh and cheer up that an old lady is saying really dirty words and saying things like "He had his head up his arse"

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    I often wonder how escorts, that I knew many years ago, are doing. Did they manage to put enough money aside? Are they doing something that they enjoy doing? Are they in good health? Did they find someone to enjoy their life with? I am not religious but I say a little prayer that they are all doing well.

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