men have no sense of direction

[experienced punter]

The only one you didn't put in......................

I'm surprised you're not on the way there thinking about it...........

I'll bet you'd be on the way home............

wrong wrong wrong I pull my mickey before I see escort last longer.....

[Alec Horan]

i spend half my day giving accurate directions,
to men that end up in somewhere bizzare
how can you get it so wrong, so often,
there are so many things out there to help you people!
please . . .come prepared . . .or . . .use your initiative
mingle with the tourists in templebar
ask to borrow

their MAP

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sinead

I thought you were referring to the Clitoris until you mentioned tourists and a map ....e


by the way, anyone seen Mike ?

or Willie ?

[adogwithabone]

i spend half my day giving accurate directions,
to men that end up in somewhere bizzare
how can you get it so wrong, so often,
there are so many things out there to help you people!
please . . .come prepared . . .or . . .use your initiative
mingle with the tourists in templebar
ask to borrow

their MAP

xx
sinead

It is difficult to follow directions that are in badly pronounced English, over a poor mobile phone line with the roar of traffic around. Do you send a text with clear directions. It is imporant to remember when giving directions that "left at spar" will only work 50% of the time, when the client is coming from the right diection.