Best bank promotion ever

[Doozer]

Did ye hear asbout Ulster banks stundent banking promotion.

Open an account with them and you will get trated with some exotic dancers as well as 100 qiud in your account.

What next. Bank of Ireland pay for an escort for you for an hour in exchange for a mortgage switch?

AIB willing to supply a few lines to be snorted off one of their tellers bodies if you pay all your outstanding loans

Well thats onse way of trying to beat the recession

[Alec Horan]

Jeez Doozer !

Whats with all the space on your new signature? you could park a Bus in there !

[Richard Kimble]

Did ye hear asbout Ulster banks stundent banking promotion.

Open an account with them and you will get trated with some exotic dancers as well as 100 qiud in your account.

What next. Bank of Ireland pay for an escort for you for an hour in exchange for a mortgage switch?

AIB willing to supply a few lines to be snorted off one of their tellers bodies if you pay all your outstanding loans

Well thats onse way of trying to beat the recession

All I got when I opened up my student account was a tenner book voucher

[Alec Horan]

Jeez Doozer !

Whats with all the space on your new signature? you could park a Bus in there !

Good Lad.

Why Bother is right.