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[pigsmickey]

go at it as hard as you can and when nothing cums, tell her that your dehydrated. or get drunk beforehand and fall asleep.

[DollyDarling]

Yes you all are right. I wrote my answer at about 5am after eating 5 pieces of organic tofu chocolate cake and working all night on my new website. I think i didnt give the best answer. Sorry about that. I think you're right, best to say an answer thats in character. The one about deydrated is a good one, or really tired. Simple answers are best. Thats more in a guy's character. Keep it short, unemotional, and then walk away.
Hope that helps.

[adogwithabone]

Did it ever happen you for days maybe weeks your trying to get the leg over the wife/girlfriend/boyfriend in my case wife but she has a head ache or something anyway no joy for you then you go and see a escort have a good time empty the tank happy days for you no fucking no as soon as you get home she wants you to fuck her now your in trouble if you say no she will be thinking you where 2 night away and you don’t wont to do it if you say yes with the empty the tank it will take you anything from 30 to 60 min now she knows you were at it because she knows that you didn’t fuck in (two weeks) so your first round will take you 5 to 15 min so what do I/you do?????
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The first thing you do when you get home is grab hold of the missus with your hands roughly on her tits and ass and tell her how horny you are for her. She will invariably tell you to piss off because of your crass behaviour. She may relent later but you can say that you were so turned on by her that you had a wank in the toilet.