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    Did it ever happen you for days maybe weeks your trying to get the leg over the wife/girlfriend/boyfriend in my case wife but she has a head ache or something anyway no joy for you then you go and see a escort have a good time empty the tank happy days for you no fucking no as soon as you get home she wants you to fuck her now your in trouble if you say no she will be thinking you where 2 night away and you donít wont to do it if you say yes with the empty the tank it will take you anything from 30 to 60 min now she knows you were at it because she knows that you didnít fuck in (two weeks) so your first round will take you 5 to 15 min so what do I/you do?????
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    Just tell her that you have had a wank since she had a head ache and wont be ready for a while. problem solved no one gets hurt
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    did it ever happen you for days maybe weeks your trying to get the leg over the wife/girlfriend/boyfriend in my case wife but she has a head ache or something anyway no joy for you then you go and see a escort have a good time empty the tank happy days for you no fucking no as soon as you get home she wants you to fuck her now your in trouble if you say no she will be thinking you where 2 night away and you donít wont to do it if you say yes with the empty the tank it will take you anything from 30 to 60 min now she knows you were at it because she knows that you didnít fuck in (two weeks) so your first round will take you 5 to 15 min so what do i/you do?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    Did it ever happen you for days maybe weeks your trying to get the leg over the wife/girlfriend/boyfriend in my case wife but she has a head ache or something anyway no joy for you then you go and see a escort have a good time empty the tank happy days for you no fucking no as soon as you get home she wants you to fuck her now your in trouble if you say no she will be thinking you where 2 night away and you donít wont to do it if you say yes with the empty the tank it will take you anything from 30 to 60 min now she knows you were at it because she knows that you didnít fuck in (two weeks) so your first round will take you 5 to 15 min so what do I/you do?????
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    Perfect excuse:
    Blame it on your emotions. Say "you know I was trying so long to get wit ya, and you rejected me over and over and to be honest, it made me feel undesirable and my self esteem has seemed effected. I guess now that I see you want me, maybe I can start a little recovery and possible tomorrow my emotion will be back to a good place."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Perfect excuse:
    Blame it on your emotions. Say "you know I was trying so long to get wit ya, and you rejected me over and over and to be honest, it made me feel undesirable and my self esteem has seemed effected. I guess now that I see you want me, maybe I can start a little recovery and possible tomorrow my emotion will be back to a good place."
    Good answer...a guy just wouldn't think of that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Perfect excuse:
    Blame it on your emotions. Say "you know I was trying so long to get wit ya, and you rejected me over and over and to be honest, it made me feel undesirable and my self esteem has seemed effected. I guess now that I see you want me, maybe I can start a little recovery and possible tomorrow my emotion will be back to a good place."
    see we think everthing is about our dick now you fuck me up bring in emotion to all this should i feel guilty so
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    see we think everthing is about our dick now you fuck me up bring in emotion to all this should i feel guilty so
    This is women talk. women understand this kind of talk. if you tell her this, tho it makes fuck all sense to you, she will nod her head, say ok and apologize to you, give you a big hug and walk away.
    it wont make sense to you guys. Women are from another planet. Just do it and then go watch football

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    see we think everthing is about our dick now you fuck me up bring in emotion to all this should i feel guilty so
    Darling, Im not telling you to feel emotion! Im helping you with an excuse to tell her. Of course you dont have to feel emotion. But it is an excuse to give her. That is what you asked for in your post, didnt you? A way to get out of it? So, Im trying to tell you a good thing to say to her, so you can go on and not be bothered by her about it.

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    [QUOTE=DollyDarling;128167]Darling, Im not telling you to feel emotion! Im helping you with an excuse to tell her. Of course you dont have to feel emotion. But it is an excuse to give her. That is what you asked for in your post, didnt you? A way to get out of it? So, Im trying to tell you a good thing to say to her, so you can go on and not be bothered by her about it.[/QUOTE

    I dont think it would be too clever playing the emotion line with the wife,this is going to start alarm bells in her head,"we have problems in our marraige"thoughts flying around her head,you simply have to perform,i would play the "bad day at work"line,and put your performance down to being stressed out.Play it right and she will be bringing you the breakfast in bed next morning.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Last time View Post
    Good answer...a guy just wouldn't think of that!
    Which is why if you said that she would get suspicious
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