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    Talking Talk like a pirate day coming soon...

    Arrrr me mateys september 19th is talk like a pirate day ...savvy ya scurvy dogs....
    Here are some words to help you along...R!...YAR..BILGE RAT...GROG....BOOTY...YO HO HO...AYE AYE...AVAST..SCURVY...SAVVY.... Here is an example of how it could work...you call a escort ..she answears the phone...

    escort...R!

    you reply ...YAR

    escort..WHAT DO YA WANT YA SCURVY DOG?

    you.. ME WEATHERED EYE IS LOOKING FOR SOME BOOTY

    escort... AYE AYE YA BILGE RAT

    you...YO HO HO WILL YA WALK ME PLANK FO 30 MINS

    escort..AVAST TILL COST YA SOME TREASURE

    you..AYE AYE ILL GO AS THE CROW FLYS TO THE ATM

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    Thank you Ladies for the good times x..

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    escort ... so did ye find any hidden treaure to pay for this bounty

    you ... yar now lets be gettin together and haul some keel

    escort ...not till you scrape the barnicles off your rudder

    you... i'll be seein ya in 5 shots of rum for one turn of ye hourglasses pleasure

    5 shots of rum later

    escort ... wanna shiver me timbers laddy

    you ... yar me darling tis nothin i'd be likin more than to drop anchor in your lagoon then fire me canon thru yar porthole

    escort ... i've crushed 17 mens skulls between these thighs

    you ... that's the finest pirate booty i've laid me peepers on , prepare to be boarded
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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksparrow2009 View Post
    Arrrr me mateys september 19th is talk like a pirate day ...savvy ya scurvy dogs....
    Here are some words to help you along...R!...YAR..BILGE RAT...GROG....BOOTY...YO HO HO...AYE AYE...AVAST..SCURVY...SAVVY.... Here is an example of how it could work...you call a escort ..she answears the phone...

    escort...R!

    you reply ...YAR

    escort..WHAT DO YA WANT YA SCURVY DOG?

    you.. ME WEATHERED EYE IS LOOKING FOR SOME BOOTY

    escort... AYE AYE YA BILGE RAT

    you...YO HO HO WILL YA WALK ME PLANK FO 30 MINS

    escort..AVAST TILL COST YA SOME TREASURE

    you..AYE AYE ILL GO AS THE CROW FLYS TO THE ATM

    YouTube - The Jack Sparrow Song (He's a Pirat)

    YouTube - Pirates of the Carribbean (Sailor Song)
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    Default Why are pirates called pirates???

    Because they arrreeeeeeeeeee.........................
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    Default worst

    worst thread ever

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    Talking yo ho yo ho its a pirates life for me....

    One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

    The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"

    A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for it he spots a pirate sitting in the corner of the bar. The pirate has two wooden arms and two wooden legs. Naturally curious, the man gets his drink, walks over to the pirate and asks, "Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind but I couldn't help noticing that you have two wooden arms and two wooden legs. You must have been involved in some fierce sea battles?"

    The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
    "Courtesy costs nothing, yet buys things that are priceless." - Respect for all Escorts at all times!...

    Captain Jack Sparrow - I make water wet

    Thank you Ladies for the good times x..

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    Err is that not from family guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by doozer121 View Post
    Err is that not from family guy?

    agghhhh sheamus the pirate

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    Good auld seamus

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    Quote Originally Posted by ber View Post
    worst thread ever
    I agree...

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