How many times a day do you Masturbate?

[mister frumos]

Twice a day.....and the crazy thing is I love a wank several hours after seeing a lady......if I have blown twice at an appointment.....I might not bother....crack open the beer.....and couple smokes winding down

[uglynakedguy]

if I jerked off more than once a day ( which I don't ) , id need oxygen ( not overweight but have asthma ) , I could count on one hand the number of times in my life ive done it more than once , I usually look after myself around three times per week

[Sweet Disposition]

Just a general question to all.

If your married, in a relationship, single or whatever. How many times a day do you masturbate?

Sounds like something a priest would ask. To answer your question Father Flair, never before Mass on a Sunday.