I was thinking of sticking this up in the warning section but decedided it was more a heads up than a warning.

Seen a special offer yesterday (Sat) €75 19 Italian girl.

Hotel in Dublin 1.

Rang the number, foreign dial tone told to go to room Blah Blah in the hotel.

In I went.

Knocked on room door, I thought I heard "voices" from the room, began to think I had the wrong room and better legging it.

Knocked again door opens slowly, I go in sexy girl behind the door, says she is with a client come back in an hour darling. I said I was told to come up.
She flashed her tits and said come back in an hour.

As you can Imagine Smarty had a big horn on him at this stage I rang the number outside for the Hotel next 30 mins as they had another girl at the same number so I thought she might be availableit rang but it was never answered.

Anyway everything was not all lost Smarty went to his usual Chinese wank parlor for a quick Hand Job.

Over and out.

Smarty