Tip to make Money!!!!
My fellow punters.
In accordance with our Taesoachs Mister Cowans plea to help the ecomony I think we should set up our own businesses to generate cash into the governments coffers.
We, the big spending punters of Ireland should do our patriot duty and help Mister Cowan in his valiant efforts, and so I will get things started by setting up my own business.
I got this idea from walking past Boots chemist in Liffey Valley, there is a big womans cosmetics section there, and women are actually queueing up to pay money for all types of face creams, to hold off wrinkles and lines on their faces. They dont care how much they spend to do this, and this gave me the idea to set up a business, which I will tell yous all about now.
I am going to sell my own brand of face cream, I call it Spunkcream, and I will sell it to women for just 20 euro a go!
First I will advertise Spunkcream, telling women of its secret ingredients and powers of holding off the aging process, then I will wait for the calls from happy women to come to me and make appointments!
Now, I will have to go to the womans house to apply it to her, I will only go when her husband is out at work-(so she can surprise him with her line free face when he comes home).
I will ask her to be naked (to stop any spunkcream staining her clothes)
I depict a picture of just before the application of SPUNKCREAM, and another picture of after application, and the happy face of the customer!!!
Who says I dont care about the economy??
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .