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    My fellow punters.
    In accordance with our Taesoachs Mister Cowans plea to help the ecomony I think we should set up our own businesses to generate cash into the governments coffers.
    We, the big spending punters of Ireland should do our patriot duty and help Mister Cowan in his valiant efforts, and so I will get things started by setting up my own business.
    I got this idea from walking past Boots chemist in Liffey Valley, there is a big womans cosmetics section there, and women are actually queueing up to pay money for all types of face creams, to hold off wrinkles and lines on their faces. They dont care how much they spend to do this, and this gave me the idea to set up a business, which I will tell yous all about now.
    I am going to sell my own brand of face cream, I call it Spunkcream, and I will sell it to women for just 20 euro a go!

    First I will advertise Spunkcream, telling women of its secret ingredients and powers of holding off the aging process, then I will wait for the calls from happy women to come to me and make appointments!

    Now, I will have to go to the womans house to apply it to her, I will only go when her husband is out at work-(so she can surprise him with her line free face when he comes home).
    I will ask her to be naked (to stop any spunkcream staining her clothes)
    I depict a picture of just before the application of SPUNKCREAM, and another picture of after application, and the happy face of the customer!!!

    Who says I dont care about the economy??
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    I see from the second pic that you have applied it locally only on certain areas of the face.
    Is there a course or college that you go to learn, what must be a very specialised application technique?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    My fellow punters.
    In accordance with our Taesoachs Mister Cowans plea to help the ecomony I think we should set up our own businesses to generate cash into the governments coffers.
    We, the big spending punters of Ireland should do our patriot duty and help Mister Cowan in his valiant efforts, and so I will get things started by setting up my own business.
    I got this idea from walking past Boots chemist in Liffey Valley, there is a big womans cosmetics section there, and women are actually queueing up to pay money for all types of face creams, to hold off wrinkles and lines on their faces. They dont care how much they spend to do this, and this gave me the idea to set up a business, which I will tell yous all about now.
    I am going to sell my own brand of face cream, I call it Spunkcream, and I will sell it to women for just 20 euro a go!

    First I will advertise Spunkcream, telling women of its secret ingredients and powers of holding off the aging process, then I will wait for the calls from happy women to come to me and make appointments!

    Now, I will have to go to the womans house to apply it to her, I will only go when her husband is out at work-(so she can surprise him with her line free face when he comes home).
    I will ask her to be naked (to stop any spunkcream staining her clothes)
    I depict a picture of just before the application of SPUNKCREAM, and another picture of after application, and the happy face of the customer!!!

    Who says I dont care about the economy??
    dick,most girls want it applied internally but some still want it over their faces
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    Hey Dick,
    Are you going to franchise your business as I could see it taking of in this recesion period lol

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    more happy customers of the spunk cream
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    more happy girls, god Dick is a busy man,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    My fellow punters.
    In accordance with our Taesoachs Mister Cowans plea to help the ecomony I think we should set up our own businesses to generate cash into the governments coffers.
    We, the big spending punters of Ireland should do our patriot duty and help Mister Cowan in his valiant efforts, and so I will get things started by setting up my own business.
    I got this idea from walking past Boots chemist in Liffey Valley, there is a big womans cosmetics section there, and women are actually queueing up to pay money for all types of face creams, to hold off wrinkles and lines on their faces. They dont care how much they spend to do this, and this gave me the idea to set up a business, which I will tell yous all about now.
    I am going to sell my own brand of face cream, I call it Spunkcream, and I will sell it to women for just 20 euro a go!

    First I will advertise Spunkcream, telling women of its secret ingredients and powers of holding off the aging process, then I will wait for the calls from happy women to come to me and make appointments!

    Now, I will have to go to the womans house to apply it to her, I will only go when her husband is out at work-(so she can surprise him with her line free face when he comes home).
    I will ask her to be naked (to stop any spunkcream staining her clothes)
    I depict a picture of just before the application of SPUNKCREAM, and another picture of after application, and the happy face of the customer!!!

    Who says I dont care about the economy??
    Give her tonsils a good spraying with the spunk cream, that'll get rid of the lines.

    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Give her tonsils a good spraying with the spunk cream, that'll get rid of the lines.

    yes, dick can apply his special formula spunkcream to tonsils and back of throat if the lady so wishes.iT appears that on any given day,ladies all over ireland wants this stuff called spunk from us.we shall grant your wish and answer your call ladies. SPUNKCREAM-----BECAUSE YOUR WORTH IT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyfukka View Post
    yes, dick can apply his special formula spunkcream to tonsils and back of throat if the lady so wishes.iT appears that on any given day,ladies all over ireland wants this stuff called spunk from us.we shall grant your wish and answer your call ladies. SPUNKCREAM-----BECAUSE YOUR WORTH IT.
    the ladies just cant get enough of the stuff
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    dick,these l.a. based hotties have heard about the beneficial results of your spunkcream and have been using it liberaly.now they need more shipped over to the states ,so dick get whacking
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