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    Escorts! I have a message for you!
    Its from many of the punters who put cash in your pockets (not to mention spunk in your pussies).
    This message is to let you know What makes us come to you- sometimes at the most awkward of times, so read on and learn . . . .

    You see we males normally start out each day with NO plans to visit an escort.
    We just go on about our normal business each day, (except for the Liverpool supporters amongst us- they just lie in bed all day).
    We are just going around doing our jobs, not even thinking of sex or women when Suddenly we see something who makes our cocks jump in our pants!!!!!!
    Its normally something like the picture below- a nice arse in a tight mini skirt!!!!!

    Straight away we become like the incredible hulk- we CHANGE!!!!, We stop been normal polite guys and become unsmiling sex mad pussy hunters!!!!
    Then we go to ATMs, we withdraw 250 euro and we go to YOU -And you know the rest!

    So escorts, I hope you take this small but important fact on board- its the Arse in the Mini Skirt on the street which launches us in YOUR direction!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dick spunk View Post
    escorts! I have a message for you!
    Its from many of the punters who put cash in your pockets (not to mention spunk in your pussies).
    This message is to let you know what makes us come to you- sometimes at the most awkward of times, so read on and learn . . . .

    You see we males normally start out each day with no plans to visit an escort.
    We just go on about our normal business each day, (except for the liverpool supporters amongst us- they just lie in bed all day).
    We are just going around doing our jobs, not even thinking of sex or women when suddenly we see something who makes our cocks jump in our pants!!!!!!
    Its normally something like the picture below- a nice arse in a tight mini skirt!!!!!

    straight away we become like the incredible hulk- we [u]change!!!![/u], we stop been normal polite guys and become unsmiling sex mad pussy hunters!!!!
    Then we go to atms, we withdraw 250 euro and we go to you -and you know the rest!

    So escorts, i hope you take this small but important fact on board- its the arse in the mini skirt on the street which launches us in your direction!
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    Richard, Never a truer word spoken

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
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    a big pair of boobs in hulkies hands and he still looks pissed off.how come in 80`s hulk when bill bixby metamorphised into the hulk his pants stayed on .surely they should have been ripped off along with the rest of his clothes as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dick spunk View Post
    escorts! I have a message for you!
    Its from many of the punters who put cash in your pockets (not to mention spunk in your pussies).
    This message is to let you know what makes us come to you- sometimes at the most awkward of times, so read on and learn . . . .

    You see we males normally start out each day with no plans to visit an escort.
    We just go on about our normal business each day, (except for the liverpool supporters amongst us- they just lie in bed all day).
    We are just going around doing our jobs, not even thinking of sex or women when suddenly we see something who makes our cocks jump in our pants!!!!!!
    Its normally something like the picture below- a nice arse in a tight mini skirt!!!!!

    Straight away we become like the incredible hulk- we change!!!!, we stop been normal polite guys and become unsmiling sex mad pussy hunters!!!!
    Then we go to atms, we withdraw 250 euro and we go to you -and you know the rest!

    So escorts, i hope you take this small but important fact on board- its the arse in the mini skirt on the street which launches us in your direction!
    your extremley vivid posts have made me visit one or two,get erections reading the fuckin things
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    Thanks for the info Dick. Had no idea how it really works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    Escorts! I have a message for you!
    Its from many of the punters who put cash in your pockets (not to mention spunk in your pussies).
    This message is to let you know What makes us come to you- sometimes at the most awkward of times, so read on and learn . . . .

    You see we males normally start out each day with NO plans to visit an escort.
    We just go on about our normal business each day, (except for the Liverpool supporters amongst us- they just lie in bed all day).
    We are just going around doing our jobs, not even thinking of sex or women when Suddenly we see something who makes our cocks jump in our pants!!!!!!
    Its normally something like the picture below- a nice arse in a tight mini skirt!!!!!

    Straight away we become like the incredible hulk- we CHANGE!!!!, We stop been normal polite guys and become unsmiling sex mad pussy hunters!!!!
    Then we go to ATMs, we withdraw 250 euro and we go to YOU -And you know the rest!

    So escorts, I hope you take this small but important fact on board- its the Arse in the Mini Skirt on the street which launches us in YOUR direction!
    Mr. Spunk,
    I believe a career writing wank stories for Penthouse etc... is your true calling... Dont wait any longer.. The tissue industry needs you.. Frustrated men all over the world are waiting for a Messiah..
    I believe you my friend are The Chosen One...
    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

    Oscar Wilde

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