Really I should know better. Out for a drink with friends, the usual Sunday evening or so I would have thought. Was introduced to a young lady who for some bizarre reason took a fancy to me.
Now back home in my ivory tower exceedingly drunk and having had a rather feral sexual liason with said young lady.
I thought this sort of activity was a thing of the past for one such as I. Not to blew my own trumpet but I do believe I performed most adequately. Phone numbers exchanged and erotic texts sent to and fro already. It would appear that, tonight at least, Banned User was the proverbial stud/ sex machine.
How strange life can be, How strange........
I don't believe that I shall be able to work tomorrow, no not from sexual excess, but because of one Jamaican Rum too many.
Sometimes Life IS Beautiful.