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    Default Wild Sex with a Beautiful Stranger.

    Really I should know better. Out for a drink with friends, the usual Sunday evening or so I would have thought. Was introduced to a young lady who for some bizarre reason took a fancy to me.

    Now back home in my ivory tower exceedingly drunk and having had a rather feral sexual liason with said young lady.

    I thought this sort of activity was a thing of the past for one such as I. Not to blew my own trumpet but I do believe I performed most adequately. Phone numbers exchanged and erotic texts sent to and fro already. It would appear that, tonight at least, Banned User was the proverbial stud/ sex machine.

    How strange life can be, How strange........

    I don't believe that I shall be able to work tomorrow, no not from sexual excess, but because of one Jamaican Rum too many.

    Sometimes Life IS Beautiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned User View Post
    Really I should know better. Out for a drink with friends, the usual Sunday evening or so I would have thought. Was introduced to a young lady who for some bizarre reason took a fancy to me.

    Now back home in my ivory tower exceedingly drunk and having had a rather feral sexual liason with said young lady.

    I thought this sort of activity was a thing of the past for one such as I. Not to blew my own trumpet but I do believe I performed most adequately. Phone numbers exchanged and erotic texts sent to and fro already. It would appear that, tonight at least, Banned User was the proverbial stud/ sex machine.

    How strange life can be, How strange........

    I don't believe that I shall be able to work tomorrow, no not from sexual excess, but because of one Jamaican Rum too many.

    Sometimes Life IS Beautiful.
    Thanks for sharing, you put a smile on my face anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned User View Post

    I don't believe that I shall be able to work tomorrow, no not from sexual excess, but because of one Jamaican Rum too many.

    Sometimes Life IS Beautiful.



    you can beat captain morgan


    nbt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned User View Post
    Really I should know better. Out for a drink with friends, the usual Sunday evening or so I would have thought. Was introduced to a young lady who for some bizarre reason took a fancy to me.

    Now back home in my ivory tower exceedingly drunk and having had a rather feral sexual liason with said young lady.

    I thought this sort of activity was a thing of the past for one such as I. Not to blew my own trumpet but I do believe I performed most adequately. Phone numbers exchanged and erotic texts sent to and fro already. It would appear that, tonight at least, Banned User was the proverbial stud/ sex machine.

    How strange life can be, How strange........

    I don't believe that I shall be able to work tomorrow, no not from sexual excess, but because of one Jamaican Rum too many.

    Sometimes Life IS Beautiful.
    thats shocking.........

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    life in the old dog yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned User View Post
    Really I should know better. Out for a drink with friends, the usual Sunday evening or so I would have thought. Was introduced to a young lady who for some bizarre reason took a fancy to me.

    Now back home in my ivory tower exceedingly drunk and having had a rather feral sexual liason with said young lady.

    I thought this sort of activity was a thing of the past for one such as I. Not to blew my own trumpet but I do believe I performed most adequately. Phone numbers exchanged and erotic texts sent to and fro already. It would appear that, tonight at least, Banned User was the proverbial stud/ sex machine.

    How strange life can be, How strange........

    I don't believe that I shall be able to work tomorrow, no not from sexual excess, but because of one Jamaican Rum too many.

    Sometimes Life IS Beautiful.
    Great times,especially when your not even looking for it and it lands on your lap!

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    You luckey luckey bastard!
    ”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”

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    I think that's very sad! No, not because you struck lucky in the pub (congratulations on that 1, and I'm genuinely happy for you), but because you find it necessary to publicise it.
    Yes, we all feel a bit elated the morning or day after we've had an unexpected night of passion, with a stranger. Wasn't it Shaw who said "a stranger is a friend you have yet to meet"? How perfectly true, and how better to befriend a stranger than to hump the ass off her for the night.
    But, is it really necessary to broadcast it?
    I had an unexpected bit of luck yesterday myself, but, guys, I'm keeping it for myself. I even told her I'd prefer if she didn't tell certain people, and she agreed.
    That, in my humble opinion, is how affairs should be conducted.
    Especially when both parties are married.

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    Let us know where this pub is so we can all meet a beautiful stranger like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned User View Post
    Really I should know better. Out for a drink with friends, the usual Sunday evening or so I would have thought. Was introduced to a young lady who for some bizarre reason took a fancy to me.

    Now back home in my ivory tower exceedingly drunk and having had a rather feral sexual liason with said young lady.

    I thought this sort of activity was a thing of the past for one such as I. Not to blew my own trumpet but I do believe I performed most adequately. Phone numbers exchanged and erotic texts sent to and fro already. It would appear that, tonight at least, Banned User was the proverbial stud/ sex machine.

    How strange life can be, How strange........

    I don't believe that I shall be able to work tomorrow, no not from sexual excess, but because of one Jamaican Rum too many.

    Sometimes Life IS Beautiful.
    Is good to know good things happen to good people

    (Currently posting using ID "Sensual Delights")

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