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    Default 10 benefits of Male Masturbation

    I was hoping to visit Michelle Mature sometime over the weekend, I just felt in the mood for a little mature kinky fun, I hoped to have her wear stockings and suspenders while she gave me a long slow handjob, and I wanted to cum over them, alas the economic downturn effected my finances this week, and amid the belt tightening I had to do, it became clear that my visit to Michelle would have to wait until my finances improved.

    As with most males in this situation I had to revert to Masturbation, which is, not a bad alternative at times, with this in mind I want to pass on to you, my fellow punters, the benefits of wanking- all researched and backed up with science . . . . so read on.



    10 Benefits of Male Masturbation

    1 Cure Insomnia - Throw away those sleeping pills! The benefit of masturbation with insomnia has been proven since 1979.

    2 Masturbation stimulates the immune system.

    3 Keeps you in good health Recent research suggests masturbation may decrease incidence of prostate cancer

    4 Release tension and stress, masturbation can lower blood pressure in stressful situations, nobody disputes the relaxing affect of masturbation.

    5. Masturbation releases sexual tension without any performance anxiety.

    6. It fights depression. Masturbation releases the feel good mood enhancing substances from the brain.

    7. Earn some extra income ! Make money as a sperm donar.

    8. No fee required! No need to be paying 250 euro for your fun.

    9. The ultimate safe sex! Dont worry about STDs!

    10. Anytime, anywhere, when you feel like it!


    So there you go- 10 benefits of having a wank! Go and try it!
    3 pictures below from my personal collection to get you started!

    (PS - Michelle Mature, if you are reading this any chance of a discount for your admirer Dick?
    Think about it- Dick Spunk and Michelle Mature get together for carnal fun!!!
    and I will give you a good review!!!!)
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    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Default Ah Dick

    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    I was hoping to visit Michelle Mature sometime over the weekend, I just felt in the mood for a little mature kinky fun, I hoped to have her wear stockings and suspenders while she gave me a long slow handjob, and I wanted to cum over them, alas the economic downturn effected my finances this week, and amid the belt tightening I had to do, it became clear that my visit to Michelle would have to wait until my finances improved.

    As with most males in this situation I had to revert to Masturbation, which is, not a bad alternative at times, with this in mind I want to pass on to you, my fellow punters, the benefits of wanking- all researched and backed up with science . . . . so read on.



    10 Benefits of Male Masturbation

    1 Cure Insomnia - Throw away those sleeping pills! The benefit of masturbation with insomnia has been proven since 1979.

    2 Masturbation stimulates the immune system.

    3 Keeps you in good health Recent research suggests masturbation may decrease incidence of prostate cancer

    4 Release tension and stress, masturbation can lower blood pressure in stressful situations, nobody disputes the relaxing affect of masturbation.

    5. Masturbation releases sexual tension without any performance anxiety.

    6. It fights depression. Masturbation releases the feel good mood enhancing substances from the brain.

    7. Earn some extra income ! Make money as a sperm donar.

    8. No fee required! No need to be paying 250 euro for your fun.

    9. The ultimate safe sex! Dont worry about STDs!

    10. Anytime, anywhere, when you feel like it!


    So there you go- 10 benefits of having a wank! Go and try it!
    3 pictures below from my personal collection to get you started!

    (PS - Michelle Mature, if you are reading this any chance of a discount for your admirer Dick?
    Think about it- Dick Spunk and Michelle Mature get together for carnal fun!!!
    and I will give you a good review!!!!)
    I want to thank you for sharing your personal life with us all here on E-I.Ir takes guts to admit wanking all day.In any event i hope your swim went well.Remember?the one you did recently?The one that ended with you being airlifted from the Sea off the coast of Antigua.

    Till next time,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    I was hoping to visit Michelle Mature sometime over the weekend, I just felt in the mood for a little mature kinky fun, I hoped to have her wear stockings and suspenders while she gave me a long slow handjob, and I wanted to cum over them, alas the economic downturn effected my finances this week, and amid the belt tightening I had to do, it became clear that my visit to Michelle would have to wait until my finances improved.

    As with most males in this situation I had to revert to Masturbation, which is, not a bad alternative at times, with this in mind I want to pass on to you, my fellow punters, the benefits of wanking- all researched and backed up with science . . . . so read on.



    10 Benefits of Male Masturbation

    1 Cure Insomnia - Throw away those sleeping pills! The benefit of masturbation with insomnia has been proven since 1979.

    2 Masturbation stimulates the immune system.

    3 Keeps you in good health Recent research suggests masturbation may decrease incidence of prostate cancer

    4 Release tension and stress, masturbation can lower blood pressure in stressful situations, nobody disputes the relaxing affect of masturbation.

    5. Masturbation releases sexual tension without any performance anxiety.

    6. It fights depression. Masturbation releases the feel good mood enhancing substances from the brain.

    7. Earn some extra income ! Make money as a sperm donar.

    8. No fee required! No need to be paying 250 euro for your fun.

    9. The ultimate safe sex! Dont worry about STDs!

    10. Anytime, anywhere, when you feel like it!


    So there you go- 10 benefits of having a wank! Go and try it!
    3 pictures below from my personal collection to get you started!

    (PS - Michelle Mature, if you are reading this any chance of a discount for your admirer Dick?
    Think about it- Dick Spunk and Michelle Mature get together for carnal fun!!!
    and I will give you a good review!!!!)
    Ah I see you are an ass lover like myself. Have you seen sexy Brigitte's ass in real life, Its awsome. real wank material to think about
    Best regards Feargal

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    whats the difference between a wank and an egg?



    you can't beat a good wank

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    Quote Originally Posted by villager View Post
    whats the difference between a wank and an egg?



    you can't beat a good wank
    Wanking makes you go blind - where's my glasses.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by feargal View Post
    Ah I see you are an ass lover like myself. Have you seen sexy Brigitte's ass in real life, Its awsome. real wank material to think about
    Best regards Feargal
    sure have, seen it 3 times still close my eyes and see that fabulous arse in that 69 postion while im rimming it, cant wait to see it again in september!!!!!!! hurry up and come back babe!!!!!

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    Good one Dick.

    If everyone used your suprtb money saving tips we would save a fortune.

    Only problem the escorts would be out of business !!!

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    I love pulling my mickey

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Wanking makes you go blind - where's my glasses.
    It is said that all good sires either go blind or lame ( where is my crutch)
    Best regards Feargal

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I love pulling my mickey
    Really

    Thanks EP I never would have guessed
    The Truth is out there.

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