Free sex with easy women

[Dick Spunk]

Sometimes we guys are mugs, yes mugs, halfwits - gobshites- sometimes we really are thick.
I mean think about it, there we are going off paying 250 euro for a shag, yes 2 hundred and 50 fucking euro, what a waste for something that if we try hard enough we can get Free. yes free!

WHERE WE CAN GET FREE SEX? I hear yous all ask, well the answer is in supermarkets and shops- at least that what I read in a womens magazine today (now before any of you are wondering why I read womens magazines let me explain, Know you enemy!, that means read up on women, find out what they want (apart from 250e) and use that information to get free sex.)

This magazine article tells women to chat up attractive men in supermarkets, and to ask these men advice on what to buy, and to invite them home for "coffee" (sex) to thank them.

Now Listen- Im not making this up, this is really what women are advised to do in their magazines, this advice is to help them meet MEN, SO stop laughing and read on . . .

So this gives me an idea- instead of going to en escort and paying her 250e, we should just go to where women are shopping, give them advice on what to buy, and then go back to their semi d and shag them!
Now wheres the best place to meet women? Sex shops of course!
So just go down to Capel street, and go into a sex shop, and then walk up and down the items for sale until you see a woman looking at the sales stock.
(Important note- stay away from the Gay section, or you might make some new friends you dont like)
Now look at the picture below, this is Tracy from Tallaght, Tracy is confused about which vibrator to buy, should she buy the Elephant Cock Vibrator, or the Big Mac Man vibrator?
This is where you approach her and offer your assistance, you can explain to her the merits of silicone or plastic, the benefits of lube, and you can offer yourself to help her use the vibrator in her bedroom . . .
Before you know it Tracy is buying the Elephant Dildo in her hand, and offering to "thank" you in her home with a coffee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(better buy some condoms while you are still in the sex shop)

[he who dares wins]

dick spunk; i think you need to stop reading them magazines in the doctors waiting room!!! they will only give you bad ideas!!!!!

[WD-40]

sometimes we guys are mugs, yes mugs, halfwits - gobshites- sometimes we really are thick.
I mean think about it, there we are going off paying 250 euro for a shag, yes 2 hundred and 50 fucking euro, what a waste for something that if we try hard enough we can get free. Yes free!

Where we can get free sex? I hear yous all ask, well the answer is in supermarkets and shops- at least that what i read in a womens magazine today (now before any of you are wondering why i read womens magazines let me explain, know you enemy!, that means read up on women, find out what they want (apart from 250e) and use that information to get free sex.)

this magazine article tells women to chat up attractive men in supermarkets, and to ask these men advice on what to buy, and to invite them home for "coffee" (sex) to thank them.

now listen- im not making this up, this is really what women are advised to do in their magazines, this advice is to help them meet men, so stop laughing and read on . . .

so this gives me an idea- instead of going to en escort and paying her 250e, we should just go to where women are shopping, give them advice on what to buy, and then go back to their semi d and shag them!
Now wheres the best place to meet women? Sex shops of course!
So just go down to capel street, and go into a sex shop, and then walk up and down the items for sale until you see a woman looking at the sales stock.
(important note- stay away from the gay section, or you might make some new friends you dont like)
now look at the picture below, this is tracy from tallaght, tracy is confused about which vibrator to buy, should she buy the elephant cock vibrator, or the big mac man vibrator?
This is where you approach her and offer your assistance, you can explain to her the merits of silicone or plastic, the benefits of lube, and you can offer yourself to help her use the vibrator in her bedroom . . .
Before you know it tracy is buying the elephant dildo in her hand, and offering to "thank" you in her home with a coffee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(better buy some condoms while you are still in the sex shop)

some imagination dick but i really doubt you will find anything like tracy in any of them shops on capel st and id hate to see the reaction of an innocent shopper if she heard some of my favourites and fetish(the reason i visit escorts)

[Westsidex]

Sometimes we guys are mugs, yes mugs, halfwits - gobshites- sometimes we really are thick.
I mean think about it, there we are going off paying 250 euro for a shag, yes 2 hundred and 50 fucking euro, what a waste for something that if we try hard enough we can get Free. yes free!

WHERE WE CAN GET FREE SEX? I hear yous all ask, well the answer is in supermarkets and shops- at least that what I read in a womens magazine today (now before any of you are wondering why I read womens magazines let me explain, Know you enemy!, that means read up on women, find out what they want (apart from 250e) and use that information to get free sex.)

This magazine article tells women to chat up attractive men in supermarkets, and to ask these men advice on what to buy, and to invite them home for "coffee" (sex) to thank them.

Now Listen- Im not making this up, this is really what women are advised to do in their magazines, this advice is to help them meet MEN, SO stop laughing and read on . . .

So this gives me an idea- instead of going to en escort and paying her 250e, we should just go to where women are shopping, give them advice on what to buy, and then go back to their semi d and shag them!
Now wheres the best place to meet women? Sex shops of course!
So just go down to Capel street, and go into a sex shop, and then walk up and down the items for sale until you see a woman looking at the sales stock.
(Important note- stay away from the Gay section, or you might make some new friends you dont like)
Now look at the picture below, this is Tracy from Tallaght, Tracy is confused about which vibrator to buy, should she buy the Elephant Cock Vibrator, or the Big Mac Man vibrator?
This is where you approach her and offer your assistance, you can explain to her the merits of silicone or plastic, the benefits of lube, and you can offer yourself to help her use the vibrator in her bedroom . . .
Before you know it Tracy is buying the Elephant Dildo in her hand, and offering to "thank" you in her home with a coffee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(better buy some condoms while you are still in the sex shop)

nice to see your alive and well.Thought you might have taken a wrong turn in your swim.Any sign of my other bumchum?The dublad aka the infamous dubladooooooo?With the cuts to our nations bus services ,i guess he has run out of grannies to pinch in the backs of them.

he contributed to this recession.
Westside.

[Mousey]

Dick, you're a fucking legend

I don't think there's ANY girl from the holy isle of Ireland who's that easy though. More's the pity!

[DollyDarling]

Guys who refuse to pay for it, who dont want a girlfriend or wife, and who are always looking for free meaningless sex are
JERKS, ASSHOLES, USERS.
Didnt you ever hear women in little huddles saying "hes such an asshole!" "What a jerk!" "He used me!" well these millions of little huddles around the world are saying these statements because they happened to give it for free to a guy who tossed them afterwards. And you have to toss them, I understand, for the agenda to work succesfully, you guys have no choice but to toss them afterwards. If you dont, they will get clingy. Cause thats what girls do! They give sex to get some love and affection. So you have to toss them and then you are officially a JERK, ASSHOLE, & USER.
Thats why guys who pay for fast meaningless sex are sweethearts, lovers, nice guys, darlings, gentlemen, The light of our life.... They are not users, jerks or assholes. They are sweeties with meaties who give it to us, give us a nice little gift and thankyou, and both him and the lady are cool when he walks away. He doesnt need to toss her. No need to throw her in the bin or call her a nasty lay so she runs away crying. He doesnt need to turn into a monster in order to get her off his back. She will go on her own, with a little peck on the cheek and maybe a "see ya next time you want a quick lay" xoxoxoxo

[he who dares wins]

dolly! if you gave me free sex i wouldnt toss you away babe, i would just toss all over your face and tits!!!

[luther]

Guys who refuse to pay for it, who dont want a girlfriend or wife, and who are always looking for free meaningless sex are
JERKS, ASSHOLES, USERS.
Didnt you ever hear women in little huddles saying "hes such an asshole!" "What a jerk!" "He used me!" well these millions of little huddles around the world are saying these statements because they happened to give it for free to a guy who tossed them afterwards. And you have to toss them, I understand, for the agenda to work succesfully, you guys have no choice but to toss them afterwards. If you dont, they will get clingy. Cause thats what girls do! They give sex to get some love and affection. So you have to toss them and then you are officially a JERK, ASSHOLE, & USER.
Thats why guys who pay for fast meaningless sex are sweethearts, lovers, nice guys, darlings, gentlemen, The light of our life.... They are not users, jerks or assholes. They are sweeties with meaties who give it to us, give us a nice little gift and thankyou, and both him and the lady are cool when he walks away. He doesnt need to toss her. No need to throw her in the bin or call her a nasty lay so she runs away crying. He doesnt need to turn into a monster in order to get her off his back. She will go on her own, with a little peck on the cheek and maybe a "see ya next time you want a quick lay" xoxoxoxo

But women are guilty of this too........

I've been used................

Sometimes women want meaningless random sex too...........

Thay have need also as I'm sure you know and sometimes are just the same as men and sometimes even worse...........

I've gotten my fair share of the middle of the night drunken booty call texts from women I know......

[he who dares wins]

But women are guilty of this too........

I've been used................

Sometimes women want meaningless random sex too...........

Thay have need also as I'm sure you know and sometimes are just the same as men and sometimes even worse...........

I've gotten my fair share of the middle of the night drunken booty call texts from women I know......

i no what you mean luther, the drunken lady looking for a good time at 3 in the morning, nothing worst when they phone or just turn up at your apartment drunk, and your stone cold sober and you have to passafie them, and entertain them!!!!!!!!!!

[DollyDarling]

But women are guilty of this too........

I've been used................

Sometimes women want meaningless random sex too...........

Thay have need also as I'm sure you know and sometimes are just the same as men and sometimes even worse...........

I've gotten my fair share of the middle of the night drunken booty call texts from women I know......

Hmmm, thats too bad. Well I guess then we can lable those women BITCHES, SLAPPERS, CUNTS,, WHORES
Those kinds of girls I dont associate with. I would toss them in a bin, and Im not one who likes tossing people in bins. Id toss all "Bin Beauties" if I could. Also "Bin Bastards" too. My motto in life is "Always run from the bin!" Luther, you should have charged those Bin Beauties. It works both ways. Next time they call, tell them your cock has a price tag attached to it.